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Posted by billybofh
on Fri 9 Aug 02, 8:00 PM to billybofh's blog.
...And here we can see billybofh in his element... gliding softly accross the ballroom floor in his gown... diamante-encrusted shoes and elegant silk gloves....
...Yes indeed... It's as though Grace Kelly has been reborn...
...Oh.... such an elegant step there... sliding like springwater over polished stone.....
...Amazing really... especially as he's dancing with a half-scale balsa-wood figurine of Avon, from Blakes Seven...
...It's a wonder the wind doesn't make it more difficult to turn....
...Oh.. but did you see....?
...Yes... the turn...?
...Indeed.... Span round just at the front of the floor where the open fire is, dipping Avon into the flames and then spinning him back out just before he started to char...
...Lovely move.... really a beautiful mover...
...How do you think he'll fare against the Ninja's though?
...Not so sure... but ... oh! A wonderful shimmy there...
...Indeed... and here come the Ninja's now...
...Looking lovely in those green-sequined body-stockings...
...Designed by Clarie Smerville I believe...
..."Designer to the Ninja's"...
...And billybofh has slid past the first wave of nunchukas there...
...No problem at all....
...And a lovely twirl and smile at the judges there just to show how easy it was..
...Ha! Got to love that cheeky smile!
...Oops!
...Ho ha! That was lovely...
...Turning one way on the first beat, and then side-stepping twice as me moved into the foxtrot - using Avon as a shield against the sword there...
...The ninja's really don't know what to do here at all!
...Only one to go...
...The King Ninja...
...Jamie Gilmour of Falkirk...
...Indeed...
...And he's trying to .... is he?
...He is!
...Lovely!
...He's followed that step, taken billybofh's extended hand and twirled him away from Avon!
...Poor Avon! But that's billybofh's attempt over I think...
...
... Join us next week when billybofh attempts to sidestep a lorryfull of eggs made of sand and wishes, while dancing with Romana, from Doctor Who (Lalla Ward... the second one - not the skanky first one... )
Edited Fri 9 Aug 02, 8:07 PM by billybofh
