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Posted by billybofh
on Wed 7 Aug 02, 10:46 PM to billybofh's blog.
Only by rubbing a stick between their upper two ribs can the evil blue creatures be stopped!
Trying to shave them really really really closely does *not* work.
I repeat.
Does *not* work.
I've also tried stapling pages from "On the Road" to their arms, to no avail.
I asked a passenger on the bus today. "How do you deal with attacking smurfs?" I asked...
They looked at me for a second then moved seat.
I tried that on the way home when a gang of smurfs attacked, but it really didn't help.
Once I started rubbing with the stick though..... ha!
The little blue schmucks didn't know*what* was happening!
I rule...
They suck...
Smurfs...
Ha!
Suckers!
Ha!
Etc..
Err...
...
Hmm...
Edited Wed 7 Aug 02, 11:03 PM by billybofh
