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on Sat 13 Jul 02, 12:15 AM to billybofh's blog.
....And you join us here at the 17th Bukkake Olympics - held, for the first time, in beautiful Skegness. The competitors are warming up at the moment, having a good look at each others members and trying to size up the open mouth which they will soon be racing to fill....
....Yes Tony, I can see the British entry - Jim "Bucketfiller" Wilson - eyeing the American champion beside him.... Quite a gleam in his eye in fact....
....Indeed John, and who can blame him! But really, all's fair in Love and Bukkake! ::chuckles::
....Ha... indeed Tony.... ::chuckles::
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....Do you think the record is in any danger tonight John?
....I'd be surprised Tony, but you never know... The frenchman has been _very_ impressive in the heats, really pushing up the ass of the world record...
....Although he was almost disqualified for that incedent with the....
....Yes Tony - but I can see the judge heading over to start the game off... yes... he's got the gun at the ready....... and.........
::bang::
....They're off!
....My word John! That Frenchman's going like a dog in a Danish brothel!
....Thanks for the image there Tony! But he surely is a stunning performer!
....The American is seems to be having problems holding on there... I think he might have over-greased himself!
....My word! Yes indeed Tony! He's lucky he hasn't slapped one of the other competitors!
....But Jim Wilson seems to be flagging slightly.... I think..... Yes! My goodness!! He's pulling out!
....Goodness! He's torn his foreskin with his ring!
....Ohhhhhhhhhh that's going to hurt John!
....Pardon?
....Over to you John!
....Well, the other competitors are increasing the pace slightly - the Norwegian looks to be tiring at the edge of the pack there....
....If he slips any further back he'll be eligable for the indoor rimming event John!
....Ha! Yes, indeed Tony!
....But there! The American has begun to look to the sky!
....Yes! He's begininning to gasp for aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!
.... ............. Ohhhhhh!!!!! He's lost concentrations!
....Oh! Just at the vital moment! He's lost the rhythm and wilted!
....So now the Frenchman is straining to keep the lead...
....He's trying to build a steady increasing rhythm and avoid the mistake of the American
....And this is really turning out to be a marathon event John!
....Sure is Tony! This is usually all over in about a minute!
....But wait.... The frenchman is straining..... straining........ and......
....Yeeeeessssssss!!!!!
....Ohhhhhhhh! What a splendid finish John!
....Indeed Tony! A little bit of that French class!
....And... I don't believe it John!
....::chuckles::
....Yes, he's even wiping the poor girls mouth!
....::chuckles:: Well, a true sportsman there Tony......
....Well, I hope who-ever cought that hanky when he threw it into the crowd will treasure it the same way I would...
....Tony?
....John?
....I thought you only loved _my_ damp hankies?
....John........ we....... have to talk.......
....Tony!
....John!
Edited Sat 13 Jul 02, 12:17 AM by billybofh
