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B&Q - what turns me on (8)

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Posted by penwiggle on Sat 29 Jan 11, 7:04 PM to penwiggle's blog.

Had to stop into B&Q today to buy a light bulb.

Not rope. Honest.

Although I did stop by the rope and chain aisle. As you do.

I figured out what turns me on about hardware stores. It is the raw creativity potential that lies on every shelf and down every aisle. It's like you could fill a shopping trolley with lumber, chains, hooks, rope, hammers, nails and everything you need to build a dungeon or pretty much any bondage furniture or equipment you can dream of. It's the same feeling of raw creativity I got with a lego set as a kid.

The possibilities are endless. Erotic! Electrifying!

Pen

Replies

29 Jan 11, 7:36 PM
Godwin
UK, 8 yrs

Lol, same wherever you go as a perv isn't it.

I have used a wooden spoon earlier to assist me stirring and I recall using a spoon to beat a pussy, tits, an arse or two.

Oh what fun memories:-p

God's gift - but don't expect it instantly.

29 Jan 11, 7:37 PM
goodcatholicgirl
UK, 4 yrs

Long ago learnt that its never ever a good idea to go to B&Q with Master. It brings out the worst in Him and believe me thats a very dangerous place to be! lol

If there's no chocolate in heaven ~ i ain't going!

29 Jan 11, 7:40 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


penwiggle wrote:
I figured out what turns me on about hardware stores. It is the raw creativity potential that lies on every shelf and down every aisle. It's like you could fill a shopping trolley with lumber, chains, hooks, rope, hammers, nails and everything you need to build a dungeon or pretty much any bondage furniture or equipment you can dream of. It's the same feeling of raw creativity I got with a lego set as a kid.

I don't get turned on as such, more a boyish excitement as I think back to the day of The A-Team and wonder where the explosives and scaffolding pipe are kept.

We've gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.

29 Jan 11, 8:24 PM
misstressclare
UK(TA), 4 yrs
£
B&Q is my kind of sweet shop i love it.

I am crap at DIY but when I walk round I think oh that would be good for this,that and the other.

My imagination goes mad, its the same in a pound shop lol

29 Jan 11, 8:34 PM
Nomad_72
17 mths
Thank goodness Screwfix's stock is all out the back...
29 Jan 11, 8:59 PM
dementia_von_gurth
UK(DA), 4 yrs

i tend to linger longest in the power tool section ...

all for one and fuck the rest

29 Jan 11, 10:01 PM
Missdirection
UK(LL), 3 yrs

I recently went to a hardware store and was mesmermised by the endless possibilities of a mouse trap!!! Simply delicious!

a smile across my ass with a slap across my face :-)

30 Jan 11, 10:23 AM
Kinky_Vidushaka
UK(SW), 3 yrs

It's when you have these things to make something plain (built in wardrobe etc) and the checkout person has a knowing smile on their face that you know they are into it too. :-D

There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line :-D

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