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What do you do if a bird... (5)

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Posted by Spankeasy on Tue 25 Jan 11, 3:15 PM to Spankeasy's blog.

craps on your windscreen ?

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25 Jan 11, 3:29 PM
Moonlit_P
5 yrs
Depends. Is the bird of a feathered variety?

She came, she saw, she laughed her head off.

25 Jan 11, 3:34 PM
Bygones
UK(N), 5 yrs
Dont screw her in the car again!
25 Jan 11, 4:12 PM
Hanchi
UK(SE), 2 yrs
Piss through her letter-box.
25 Jan 11, 5:26 PM
Matt_Finish
UK(KT), 5 yrs
Crap in her handbag?

Amo, amas, amat...

25 Jan 11, 11:56 PM
Spankeasy
4 yrs
Well, I was going to say 'don't ask her out again'. However, I have to say the 'piss through her letterbox' suggestion has a certain appeal. Having said that, could be difficult if the letterbox is at the bottom of the door...I suppose you'd have to lie on your side.....
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