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| Sun 23 Jan 11, 3:39 PM bien_47 UK, 2 yrs |
After discussing this problem with my partner,she respectfully suggested that I post this as others may benefit from this tale. My dentist recently advised me to change my toothbrush and use a PHB Super toothbrush. These are sold in chemists not in supermarkets. This is not a matter that would normally cause concern, however ! I went to the chemists and the assistant found the propriate one, I was offered a choice of colour, pink, pink or pink !! I am now the owner of a pink toothbrush !! As a result of this drastic change in my lifestyle I am extremely distressed and believe I will be scrared for life I am driven to shame, my lofty position as a 'true dom' lies in shatters How can I hold my head up, I will be ostracized, everyone will look at me. When I go into town other doms will look at me, cross the road and walk on the opposite pavement. Subs will nudge each other and say 'thats him, he's the one, the one with the pink one' My life is torn apart I am the mighty dom brought down by the pink toothbrush. It is only a little thing BUT !!!!! | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 3:41 PM Rocker67 UK(LL), 2 yrs |
Paint it black. | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 3:54 PM Ama_Sidero UK(GU), 7 yrs |
wrap bits of masking tape around it and pretend the pink are caning stripes. @Play_Space - next date is Sunday, February 20. | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:01 PM Randomizer UK(WC), 23 mths |
Pink is a manly colour. Fact. | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:04 PM x_zero_x UK(DD), 10 yrs |
well it is worn quite often in pubs and clubs where large groups of men gather! "The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." ~Friedrich Nietzsche | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:08 PM Richtea UK(BN), 2 yrs |
Good 'un!
I may be in the gutter, but I am looking at the bars. | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:12 PM ScarletLetter UK, 2 yrs |
A quick trip to Hobbycraft for some self adhesive studs could help with that 'true dom' look x | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:17 PM annamay 2 yrs |
ya big girl's blouse! rofl | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:20 PM CuteCorporal UK, 24 mths |
For anyone who inquires, tell them your harem of nubile submissives are humiliated by the thought of you using it and you're comfortable enough with your sexuality to punish them by using it...
Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey Taste religion, lick a witch! | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:29 PM viragoangel UK(FY), 5 yrs |
Did you not think to say "no thanks" and try a different chemist?
Not being able to say no is WAAAYYYY more subby than having a pink toothbrush. jules.x | ||
| 23 Jan 11, 4:35 PM s1aveguy UK(KT), 7 yrs |
Indeed... "for centuries, all European children were dressed in blue because the colour was associated with the Virgin Mary. The use of pink and blue emerged at the turn of the century, the rule being pink for boys, blue for girls. Since pink was a stronger colour it was best suited for boys; blue was more delicate and dainty and best for girls." So stand tall and use your new pink toothbrush with pride. If god intended us to be Vanilla, there would be no Chocolate Chilli Mango. |