19 Jan 11, 4:17 AM
Empress_Martine
UK(HA), 2 yrs
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MizzScarlett wrote:
inkeycat wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
I drop mine off outside Oxfam at 3am in an unmarked bag. The old dears at the till always have smiles on their faces but I never see the toys in the window...
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You are wicked... 
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When Mary Portas did her television programme on charity shops, a Rabbit turned up in one of the donation bags! They all had a good chuckle
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I bet it end up somewhere. http://empressm7.uboot.com/ Vampire pro/lifestyle ts dom and switch. Age play mummy/aunty/AB ,medical play,domestic, energy and outdoor specialist. "Beyond the government,above the police ."
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19 Jan 11, 9:59 AM
Purvection
UK(M), 8 yrs
 
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Empress_Martine wrote:
From experience shopping oxfam,you will not find electrical goods.This is because they clearly state in their window that they do not take electrical goods.You can check this out at www.oxfam.co.uk under the donate page and click "what we take at our shops"
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That's because charity shops, indeed any second-hand bric-a-brac type shops, are allowed to sell second-hand electrical goods because of new regulations.
The only decent thing to do with old toys like dead vibes is to take them to the tip for recycling.
Aut disce aut discede. Manet sors tertia caedi
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19 Jan 11, 12:16 PM
Asshole_Magnet
UK(EX), 22 mths |
Purvection wrote:
Empress_Martine wrote:
From experience shopping oxfam,you will not find electrical goods.This is because they clearly state in their window that they do not take electrical goods.You can check this out at www.oxfam.co.uk under the donate page and click "what we take at our shops"
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That's because charity shops, indeed any second-hand bric-a-brac type shops, are allowed to sell second-hand electrical goods because of new regulations.
The only decent thing to do with old toys like dead vibes is to take them to the tip for recycling.
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or.....
pop it into a jiffy bag, addressed to MP of choice, with a note
Dear xxxxx, MP for xxxxx
You are such a cunt I am sure you will find a use for the enclosed.
Disgusted of Mayfair. I'm not cynical mate, just experienced.
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19 Jan 11, 5:20 PM
LordDarkflame
UK, 5 yrs
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Purvection wrote:
The only decent thing to do with old toys like dead vibes is to take them to the tip for recycling.
Remember that corporate director who chopped you wages and conditions last year? Slip your worn out 'old wrabbit' into the passenger door pocket of his company 'Beamer', always good for encouraging new depths in his personal relationships, provided his women get there afore his valet service.
Scanty thongs with broken strings tuck well behind the passenger sun visor, with similar effect.
Also nice to pinch some hotel stationary during sales meetings. Then forward your damaged singletail/flogger to the company secretary, as having been left in your personal manager of hates numbered room/suite.
When he gives your promotion to the dodgy blonde from accounts, then more serious resolve is required. Order a set of number plates from Irish Ebay with his registration on. Hire an identical vehicle, swap the plates, drop the tax disc and cover over any dashboard VIN numbers. Then it's down to dark clothing and a hoodie (just in case), whilst you try to break the 'same night' record for GATSO camera's.
Never pick on engineers <gg>
DF
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20 Jan 11, 8:02 PM
xAdamx
UK(SE), 9 yrs
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Empress_Martine wrote:
Eclectic_shock wrote:
xAdamx wrote:
Shibari_Cognoscenti wrote:
Empress_Martine wrote:
No its right as far as I can see.Technicaly you might or might not be open to legal problems.Your local electrical part of the recycle plant local to you, may or may not take sex toys.
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Ahh! The voice of Royston Vasey.
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Do you think Royston Vasey has opinion on existentialism
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yup Kieeeeerkegaaaaard wasn't a local philosopher, for local people
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I suggest you read what I said at the top of this section, you might learn something to your advantage. To boil it down,plastic>harmful to the human body=recycle-council attitude=no recycle ability. If sex toys were recycable then less waste,esp if they made of safe recyclable materials.
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I have just had an brain wave....rubber/silicone dildo's...l will at once contact the waste disposal people and have them shredded...recycled to make the bouncy matting they put in kiddies play grounds..hmmmm l wonder how many dildo's it would take to make a square metre.
ETA spelling only god can judge me
Edited 20 Jan 11, 8:04 PM by xAdamx
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21 Jan 11, 4:54 AM
BATS666
AU, 19 mths
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When I emigrated, I decided that it was time to get rid of a sadly underused, LARGE silicone vibro.
So I mailed it anonymously to an ex- (she would have guessed from the postmark who had sent it).
I didn't even get a "thank you" card!!!
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21 Jan 11, 5:22 AM
sensory_acuity
UK(S), 6 yrs
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Asshole_Magnet wrote:
meh, hood / bonnet ornaments for cars....
*many* moons ago, for a bet, I stuck a large rubber penis shaped dildo on the front of a german helmet and wore it riding across the saltash road bridge, which at the time had regular bumps between the sections of roadway...
... which made the dildo bob up and down in time with the bumps....
... which made someone who shall be nameless (yo squiffy) laugh so much they fell off their trident and got pinned against the pay booth.
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As a biker myself I believe I have woken up the neighbours with my laughter () it's 5:20 am. Now I can't very well tell them why such mirth at this hour if called to explain can I?
Funny as! Screw it, let's do it! - Richard Branson and the Virgin Co. Well it sure works for them.....
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3 Feb 11, 11:32 PM
MistressAdara
UK(NW), 4 yrs
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There is actually a website for recycling old sex toys:
http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/recyclingtoys.html |
4 Feb 11, 7:54 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths
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of course we could make a collection point, then sneak out with a pot of glue one night to build a work of Art on some busy roundabout, Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish
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4 Feb 11, 9:14 PM
silklover2
7 yrs
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It looks like it's in the USA though, not here in the UK. Silklover2 
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