Posted by hailstone on Sun 16 Jan 11, 12:53 AM to hailstone's blog.
.... doesn't time fly when you're having fun? 16 days into the new year and I haven't blogged once.
Except I haven't been having much fun.
Some nasty horrible shite gave me flu, eee I thought I was a dead un for a couple of days.
I must have been ill I even took time off work! Well the fact I couldn't walk for 2 days had a lot to do with that.
My lovely mother came to look after me one day, lord but that was fun! I can tell you I soon got up from my sick bed, I mean come on, do I really need to know the colour of her shite? I love her so much but thank god for siblings who emigrate to the other side of the world and invite the mother out there for 3 months at a time.
Mind being ill, I did manage to get a little of my own back on the Mother, I told her I was concerned as I was the one who looked after her that if I died she would be alone, no one to dig out her guttering and dust her garage roof and other flicking daft job she has me doing, I said the man who was recently widowed and lived up the road from her was a likely candidate to be her 'companion'.
She sniffed a little and told me I was delirious, it made me laugh anyway. It stopped her trying to marry me off.
Although during the freezing cold weather in December I almost went along with this marrying off mularky, I tell you my feet and arse were so cold I was tempted to get me one of 'them there internet husbands' . Thanks to Christmas I now have a fabulous electric blanket, so there's no need for such traumas as moving a man into my bed to warm my feet and arse on. I just have to work out how to work this blanket so it stops cooking me, poached arse is almost as bad as frost bite arse.
Doesn't family get on your wick sometimes? I have a big family, who I know I would hate to be without, but just sometimes it would be nice if they pissed off and let me have some peace.
Back at work this week and working hard to try to catch up, I seem to have turned into a sex therapist; for some reason the young lasses at work like to tell me their sex problems.
This is true,
Girl says to me 'do you mind if I talk to you, I need to talk to someone and I feel I can tell you'
'ok, I'm listening' says I, thinking this is a work related issue
She then stunned me by saying 'my boyfriend wont give me sex because I'm too rough with him, and he says I'm gonna snap his cock off'
Well bloody Nora, I mean come on what would you say to that?
I choked on my coffee, and suggested she try to be a little gentler whith her boyfriend, I also suggested she talk to her boyfriend more openly!
My life is weird at times. Going to work on the bus, a chap sat next to me and as I was texting away he said to me 'you remind me of a church' (WTF! Why oh why do they talk to me?) I just sat and looked at him, I didn't know what to say, he then said ' no no your like a church bell' (ok so I put weight on, but is it normal to tell a complete stranger they look like a ficking church bell?) he then said 'No you remind me of wedding bells' . Well I'm buggered if I know what he was talking about.
Anyway just want to say (yes smart arse I know I'm late!) hope you all have a fabulous year, and you get what you want out of life.
Oh yeah, if I cant sleep, why shouldn't I blog crap?
Edited Sun 16 Jan 11, 1:01 AM by hailstone
| 16 Jan 11, 1:38 AM goodcatholicgirl UK, 4 yrs   |
Fuckin ell woman, an i thought that calamity one could rattle on. We so need to get you laid.....Happy New Year darlin. Hope its a good un x If there's no chocolate in heaven ~ i ain't going! | |||
| 16 Jan 11, 10:49 AM hailstone UK(HD), 9 yrs |
You offering me a shag sexy burd? And will ya talk dirty to me with that fabulous sexy voice?
Mind i'm a bit choosy, your cock has to be a good sized one, i'm one of those awkward people who size does matter to Psssttt dont lets tell calamity though, she'll stamp her feet and sulk LOL xxx If you don't like my words, don't listen. | |||
| 16 Jan 11, 3:14 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
i sulking biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig time now . i telded you ms hailstone by june we has to get you married , no where in the good book does it say you can marry a helectric blanket . "do you hailstone take this helectric blanket in holy matromony " god missis you aint arf weird. and gcg is keeping all her shags for me so there <pokes out tongue>
Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. | |||
| 16 Jan 11, 9:08 PM Qwoin  UK(S), 10 yrs |
Is that the case young lady????
Don't be afraid of dying, be afraid of not living. | |||
| 16 Jan 11, 9:46 PM hailstone UK(HD), 9 yrs |
Sniggers, calamity strikes again, with no help from anyone If you don't like my words, don't listen. | |||
| 16 Jan 11, 10:34 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
< YIKES >
Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. |
