17 Jan 11, 10:46 PM Kapital UK(NW), 4 yrs 
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NinjaSprite wrote:
Kapital wrote:
These posts seem to be the equivalent of poking a bic pen through some really really extra thin tracing paper.
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Really really good fun???
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Futile. Edited to update some lame spelling. Saves me editing twice as to the explanation for the first edit.
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18 Jan 11, 11:53 AM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths
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My lady swear's it stop's her haveing a sore throat in winter,,
Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish
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18 Jan 11, 12:13 PM silver_lotus UK(CB), 3 yrs 
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harmony2011 wrote:
semen therapy
Really not sure where to post this question so apologies if this is the wrong board.
I recently came across this wonderful site, www.sementherapy.com that discusses the health benefits of swallowing semen, i urge you to check it out if you are unaware. Having discovered the joys of swallowing it appears that it may well be a natural remedy for many things including a powerful organic anti-depressant and a protecting factor in the development of some cancers as well as a wrinkle reducing facial and low calorie too what more could a girl want...
I would love to hear other people views reguarding the health benefits of semen and whether you have found it benefical from personal experience.
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From a medically qualified friend, there are studies of (male) prostaglandins being absorbed in the stomach, so it can be taken seriously.
Taste wise, the advice was get him to avoid Asparagus, and eat lots of pineapple..but ymmv 
'More than just a few quick flashes!'
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18 Jan 11, 12:16 PM lafautrice 2 yrs |
Random_Dan wrote:
There is a semen based recipe book available for purchase here if anyone is interested.
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oh, this has made my day!hilarious. |
18 Jan 11, 11:17 PM Londonista UK(E), 2 yrs  |
Ah yes, the nutritional benefits of Fructose, Ascorbic Acid and Water. |
18 Jan 11, 11:38 PM Voltara 16 mths |
All that protein? Can't fail to be beneficial. |
19 Jan 11, 12:33 PM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £ 

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lafautrice wrote:
Random_Dan wrote:
There is a semen based recipe book available for purchase here if anyone is interested.
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oh, this has made my day!hilarious.
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a review for this book follows...
::: ::: By Bob T Wibble
For a long time I've been using my own juices as that 'secret ingredient' in all kinds of meals, and everyone raves about that special flavour my food has, while I just quietly smile and maintain a dignified silence. It's so exciting to see this kind of thing in print, making the most of what is after all, just a natural substance. After all, we use milk, which is squeezed out of cow (unless my wife happens to be lactating) for many recipes. Just remember to keep it fresh, semen doesn't keep. I recommend storing it in icecube trays (clearly marked!!!) and then topping up as you can - melting cubes when required. I'm a member of a cooking forum with over 9,000 members, and shall be recommending this there! ::: :::
~gulp~
Mac
"Me Man Whore... You Jane..."
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19 Jan 11, 1:08 PM Monkey_Wench UK(B), 20 mths

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Xafar wrote:
lafautrice wrote:
Random_Dan wrote:
There is a semen based recipe book available for purchase here if anyone is interested.
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oh, this has made my day!hilarious.
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a review for this book follows...
::: ::: By Bob T Wibble
For a long time I've been using my own juices as that 'secret ingredient' in all kinds of meals, and everyone raves about that special flavour my food has, while I just quietly smile and maintain a dignified silence. It's so exciting to see this kind of thing in print, making the most of what is after all, just a natural substance. After all, we use milk, which is squeezed out of cow (unless my wife happens to be lactating) for many recipes. Just remember to keep it fresh, semen doesn't keep. I recommend storing it in icecube trays (clearly marked!!!) and then topping up as you can - melting cubes when required. I'm a member of a cooking forum with over 9,000 members, and shall be recommending this there! ::: :::
~gulp~
Mac
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see... now I'm really wondering what happens when you cook it .....
Sick? Moi? ..... 
'Carve your name into my arm. Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed.'
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19 Jan 11, 1:13 PM Reversed 23 mths  |
silver_lotus wrote:
From a medically qualified friend, there are studies of (male) prostaglandins being absorbed in the stomach, so it can be taken seriously.
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Wondered when this would appear.
A nice variation on 'trust me, I'm a doctor'....
sighs....
and everything a stomach absorbs has health benefits....
... oh yes.
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19 Jan 11, 1:24 PM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £ 

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Reversed wrote:
silver_lotus wrote:
From a medically qualified friend, there are studies of (male) prostaglandins being absorbed in the stomach, so it can be taken seriously.
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Wondered when this would appear.
A nice variation on 'trust me, I'm a doctor'....
sighs....
and everything a stomach absorbs has health benefits....
... oh yes.
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i come by the bucket load...
no real reason for my mentioning that... just thought i would...
Mac
"Me Man Whore... You Jane..."
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