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Posted by billybofh
on Thu 21 Feb 02, 8:19 PM to billybofh's blog.
While preparing dinner tonight (a piquant salad of radicchio, spinich, roast nori, crispy tofu with a hot chilli and galangal dressing), I noticed that the wrapper on the spinich proclaimed it to be "Natural Spinich".
This set me wondering.... Just what was "natural" spinich? Or, more to the point, what the devil was "un-natural spinich"?
So, having the same kind of mind as the rest of you, I began to wonder if "un-natural spinich" could also be "deviant spinich"? If so - just what kind of "kinks" would deviant spinich have?
A refusal to hang around nutmeg? Cross-dressing as watercress? Being tied tightly with a sprig of fresh rosemary and abused as a bouquet garni with some "white-trash cream of mushroom" soup?
This then led on (and try to stay with me here...) to wondering about deviant clover. Yes... "deviant clover".
Now, if you're sad like me, you still enjoy spending time on summer afternoons lying in the park and looking for four-leaf clover. Now, imagine you're a plant species (clover) and you really really really *really* get off on people wriggling about on top of you, getting all excitied when they find a deformity that they really get off on.
Clover.
Pervs to the last stalk. That's all I can say.
Never again for me the simple joy of crawling about on the grass trying to find a lucky bit of plant. Not now that I've realised just exactly the little preverted things are up to!
Is nothing sacred? Lord!
