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Posted by billybofh
on Thu 21 Feb 02, 6:42 PM to billybofh's blog.
I'll admit it - I bore easily...
So a while ago I created an alternate persona called "Olaf Longdikken". Olaf is a "super sexy guy" who posts messages onto forums and personal ad sites around the net (anything from knitting to knickers).
Olaf is the kind of guy who wears a leather jockstrap with a tiger sewn on the front. The kind of guy who drinks cognac and laughs too loudly and too long at womens jokes at bad dinner parties.
Typical Olaf postings are as follows :
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Subject: Hey s3xy gurL!
S3xY?!?!
Yoo mE s3XY things!!! Yoo n33d s3XY man wit heery cheest! mE have BIGTIME heery cheest!
Me havE BIGTIME lotS!?! BIGTIME high r0ll3R high flyn mail m0dul!! BIGTIME p1mp daddY mofu!?!?!???
Yoo wanna BIGtIME jet 2 island of fintusy!?!? Muking BIGTIME luvvin!?!? Me looooooong BIGTIMe luvver man!!!!
Heery cheest! Heery arms 2!!!?!? meE shave cheest 3 timEs a day!!! Still heery grown donw 2 kneEs!?!?!?? SexxxxxxxxxxY!!!?!??!
B4by b4by b4bY!!?! Make pillows from heery cheest? Big buks!!!! Populur wid t ladiEs!?!?!??! SeXY boY heery cheest pillow $100 dollar!?!!!!!
Ciao sExy gurl!!!!!!!!
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U Lon/g tim3 nooo heer?
U goot dugs? Me liiiiiike dugZ!!!!! Dugs heery leek me!!!! Almost!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Im sOw fuunni!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Joo feend heery cheest man funni 2oo????!
Laff me dus heery cheest heeV!!!! Mik heers stund up!!!!!
Sooooopur SeXY!!!!!!
So, seXY GUrl! Joo wannNA MEEt!?!??!?!! Me fly leeer jit singul hinded!!! Mibbi lick sExy stuaDeSS wid supirsixy heery tung on tHe wiy!!!!!!!
Me fli up nix wikind?!!!!!! Joooooo git 2o strook heery cheest!!!! Sooooooooo sixy!!!!!!
Ciao sixy giRL!!!!!
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Hey thEre sExy chik!!!! U no reply to mE??! Me got i-seikh-Yoo tOO if U wanna makE hot luviN!?? SexI cibEr wid mE?!?!?!?!
>> Oh babY!
<< yeah?
>> BaBY!? hoT luvin?!
<< :disconnected: >>
See hOw gOOd hOt I is?!?! Me wUN sEXy man! Haery cheest tOO! Big feeT!!??! Haer peEEC tOO!?!?!!!! GinGEr haer!
SeXY mAN!!!?!??!
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I highly recommend it as a way to pass the time on a
boring winter evening 
Terribly sad, but terribly
fun >
Edited Thu 21 Feb 02, 6:44 PM by billybofh
