9 Jan 11, 7:32 AM
CuteCorporal
UK, 24 mths |
Empress_Martine wrote:
Xrampage wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
Xrampage wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
I bathe every morning before work, then if the mood takes me, I'll have a quick orgasm while I'm typing - it doesn't make mess because I'm a woman and a very clean one at that, so no yuckness 
I *can't stand* sloppy fannies, so I'd be the last person to have one
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I guess you aren't hurting anyone, I must be getting too old!
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No, nobody knows and my boss's money is not being 'frittered' away when he pays my wages 
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I'm not trying to be funny, masturbating everyday in the office it must become mundane!
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Well, what else would you do if you are in a cold and damp office? 
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My office(s) are warm and dry... Taste religion, lick a witch!
This is not just S & M food...
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9 Jan 11, 7:33 AM
CuteCorporal
UK, 24 mths |
Xrampage wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
Xrampage wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
I bathe every morning before work, then if the mood takes me, I'll have a quick orgasm while I'm typing - it doesn't make mess because I'm a woman and a very clean one at that, so no yuckness
I *can't stand* sloppy fannies, so I'd be the last person to have one
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I guess you aren't hurting anyone, I must be getting too old!
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No, nobody knows and my boss's money is not being 'frittered' away when he pays my wages
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I'm not trying to be funny, masturbating everyday in the office it must become mundane!
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I don't do it every day. Even when I did, it never became mundane - mainly due to hot friends and an overactive imagination Taste religion, lick a witch!
This is not just S & M food...
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9 Jan 11, 9:38 AM
bradley_m
UK(DA), 6 yrs
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CyberKitten87 wrote:
Wank at work? Don't mind if I do!
I get aroused *very* easily and frequently get turned on at work - I can also bring myself off with no hands, silently, with a straight face, which is a plus as I am constantly surrounded by men
Sometimes though, I can't see properly for a few minutes, I get flushed and my writing goes illegible... Luckily they're too busy discussing football to notice XD
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There used to be a secretary who worked at my company, and we'd often send sexy emails to one another. We never managed to release the sexual tension between us in the office (nowhere quiet enough and we were never alone in the office).
It would have been a huge mental turn on if i knew she could do this while reading my emails.
I doth my cap to you Miss Kitten
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9 Jan 11, 4:05 PM
CuteCorporal
UK, 24 mths |
This technically makes me a sexretary Taste religion, lick a witch!
This is not just S & M food...
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10 Jan 11, 12:49 AM
AnEnglishMaster
UK(ME), 5 yrs
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CyberKitten87 wrote:
I *can't stand* sloppy fannies, so I'd be the last person to have one
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Repetition.....
English
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others" - Anon
Edited 10 Jan 11, 12:50 AM by AnEnglishMaster
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10 Jan 11, 12:58 AM
Ianneil
UK(N), 5 yrs
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..and deviation but no hesitation
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10 Jan 11, 2:59 PM
sindjelic
UK(NW), 21 mths |
When I used to work in a restaurant we used to constantly have sex with the waitresses at the back of the restaurant. I remember being caught a few times by irate customers coming out wanting to know when they were going to be served. At 18 though we didn't care about that
As for masturbating at work my ex called me up a few times and told me to go the toilet and masturbate into my pants and then wear them. As I was director it certainly made it interesting when I had to tell my staff what to do while wearing cum-stained pants. Good fun though and would gladly do it again |
10 Jan 11, 3:50 PM
Ianneil
UK(N), 5 yrs
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Reading "masturbation at work" one could read it in a similar tone as "Your tax £s at work"
"The government today announced it's new initiative, Masturbation at Work, in an effort to stem unemployment."
"A spokesman today claimed overheard comments from ministers about getting these lazy wankers back to work was taken totally out of context"
In other news a woman office worker was taken to hospitable in what appeared to be some form of continuous spasms shouting oh god oh god for several hours.
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10 Jan 11, 4:03 PM
sindjelic
UK(NW), 21 mths |
Ianneil wrote:
Reading "masturbation at work" one could read it in a similar tone as "Your tax £s at work"
"The government today announced it's new initiative, Masturbation at Work, in an effort to stem unemployment."
"A spokesman today claimed overheard comments from ministers about getting these lazy wankers back to work was taken totally out of context"
In other news a woman office worker was taken to hospitable in what appeared to be some form of continuous spasms shouting oh god oh god for several hours.
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Lol. In the same way you get tax credits from the government you could also get masturbation credits if you havn't fulfilled your quota of wanking at work |
11 Jan 11, 10:31 PM
Xrampage
UK(PR), 6 yrs
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CyberKitten87 wrote:
Xrampage wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
Xrampage wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
I bathe every morning before work, then if the mood takes me, I'll have a quick orgasm while I'm typing - it doesn't make mess because I'm a woman and a very clean one at that, so no yuckness
I *can't stand* sloppy fannies, so I'd be the last person to have one
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I guess you aren't hurting anyone, I must be getting too old!
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No, nobody knows and my boss's money is not being 'frittered' away when he pays my wages
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I'm not trying to be funny, masturbating everyday in the office it must become mundane!
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I don't do it every day. Even when I did, it never became mundane - mainly due to hot friends and an overactive imagination
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[Wank at work? Don't mind if I do!] lol You make me laugh in a good kind of way. What are you like? I personally wouldn't wank at work, I guess everyone to their own! If it makes you happy and no ones getting hurt, then keep with it!
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