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Posted by billybofh
on Sat 9 Feb 02, 7:42 PM to billybofh's blog.
Having a short attention span can be a problem. Imagine my surprise when, after looking left, but getting bored and failing to look right, I was mashed underneath an oncoming double-decker bus.
I think the driver would have noticed me if it hadn't been for his championship bid to win at "double-decker-bus-snap". A tricky game at the best of times, but made even more difficult when you realise that he had over eighteen heads.
Which must have quite a shock for his poor mother.
Having re-arranged myself from the pool of mashed pulp - I enrolled on a crash-course in bus-snap. I am confining myself to single-decker snap for the moment, but hopefully soon I shall progress to the arcane and intricate double-decker scene. Where the big money is.
One can but hope.
Edited Sat 9 Feb 02, 7:56 PM by billybofh
