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Posted by billybofh
on Thu 7 Feb 02, 9:28 PM to billybofh's blog.
My list. v1.0.
1. Keep my kitchen tidy.
2. Budget.
3. Go without a glitter hit for a day.
4. Deal with really stupid people.
5. Tell computer users who phone me up to ask if "the internet is broken" to f*ck right off and get a clue.
6. Understand why people watch soap operas.
7. Ban cretinous people from emailing/posting/anything on the internet.
8. Find good fetish clothes for men which don't look like they were discarded from a tragic "Freddie Mercury nostalgia evening".
9. Be Barbarella's co-pilot.
10. Cope with folk music.
11. Live in a big gothic castle overlooking the North Sea.
12. Look nonchalant after slipping on masturbatory fluids.
13. See one side of the story.
14. Fix my nice old cane/wicker carpet-beater.
15. Shout "Stop POSTURING!!!!" into a room full of posturing Doms.
16. Travel back in time and avoid getting so very, very drunk at a party that I sat explaining the benifits of the male urinary tract to the poor girl I was with.
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Edited Thu 7 Feb 02, 9:30 PM by billybofh
