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Sorry about the non festive name change but I am a bit chuffed at a write up in the Sunday suppliements declaring me to be a world leading guru and evangelist.
Normal service may resume in time for Christmas (if I can get my head out of the door by then).
David
| 19 Dec 10, 2:59 PM missPowers UK(SE), 4 yrs |
so what brilliance have you shown THIS time oh 'great' one *offers a shoe horn for the head-out-of-door moment* a small piece of truth: I do not carry a sickle or scythe. I only wear a hooded black robe when it's cold. And I don't have those skull-like facial features you seem to enjoy pinning on me from a distance. You want to know what I truly look like? I'll help you out. Find yourself a mirror while I continue... | ||
| 19 Dec 10, 3:17 PM Cosmic1 UK(SW), 7 yrs £  |
Well what can I say other than to quote "his attention to detail and undertanading of the problem is widely respected in an industry loaded with imposters. It's turned him into somewhat of a guru". Non of this should of course be a shock. David London Alternative Market - the place to be on the first Sunday of the month | ||
| 19 Dec 10, 3:35 PM epona74 UK(SL), 7 yrs |
If you're a guru, does that mean we get to see you sitting cross-legged by a mountain meditating, fasting and coming out with profound (no, proFOUND, not proFANE) sayings?
Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. (R. Frost) | ||
| 19 Dec 10, 3:50 PM missPowers UK(SE), 4 yrs |
*grin* well of COURSE not LOL *sniggers at the elfNsafety's reply* a small piece of truth: I do not carry a sickle or scythe. I only wear a hooded black robe when it's cold. And I don't have those skull-like facial features you seem to enjoy pinning on me from a distance. You want to know what I truly look like? I'll help you out. Find yourself a mirror while I continue... | ||
| 19 Dec 10, 4:28 PM Hanchi UK(SE), 2 yrs  |
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| 19 Dec 10, 8:38 PM Emmaline  UK(B), 7 yrs £   |
Congratulations on recognition  We all knew it!...It seemed like a good idea at the time... | ||
| 19 Dec 10, 11:02 PM Goldilocks UK(SE), 5 yrs |
Ha  I like the name.
At least it shows you can poke fun at yourself ARRGH!! It's an Egosaurus!!!! But d'y'think'e'saurus? Goldie | ||
| 20 Dec 10, 8:39 AM exoticarose UK(WD), 4 yrs |
ha ha, I read that article and I think you should let people know what you're a guru of! My life is like a drag queen's dressing room, my mind is like a prostitute's bed | ||
| 20 Dec 10, 11:50 AM Cosmic1 UK(SW), 7 yrs £ |
Indeed, it's just a shame that my sense of humour is so miss understood, think darker than a black hole with the lights turned off (and I don't mean Sean when your miners lamp fails) and drier than a diatoms piss flaps. The article was good for business though, we are busy in what would usually be a quiet week. David London Alternative Market - the place to be on the first Sunday of the month Edited 20 Dec 10, 1:28 PM by Cosmic1 | ||
| 20 Dec 10, 11:51 AM Cosmic1 UK(SW), 7 yrs £ |
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London Alternative Market - the place to be on the first Sunday of the month |
