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on Thu 24 Jan 02, 7:26 PM to billybofh's blog.
::> Police interrogation cell. 4:30am. Hot, sticky Glasgow night.
::> A cop, his shirt sleeves rolled up to the elbows and me,
::> the poor private dick, sweating under the heat of the lamp beside me.
Cop: So, how did you get involved in all this billybofh?
BB: It was all her fault I tell you! She called me over and....
::> Fade to a dark evening, somewhere, sometime....
::> I'm watching the scene unfold before me...
Earthmother: Let me alone ya creep!
Goon: Sheesh lady - just give over the bag
EM: Get off me! Cop! COP!!!
::> Earthmother shouts in my direction, making me for a cop, rather than the
::> hard-bitten private eye I am
EM: COP!!!!!!!
::> I head over, making like I've got my pistol ready.
::> The goon takes one look and runs
EM: Sheesh... you ain't no cop! You're a shamus!!
::> EM laughs cruelly
BB: Yeah - so what of it? I took care of that mug alright
EM: So you did shamus... so you did.
::> EM takes out a cigarette from a pack in her pocket and waits for me to light it
::> ... I oblige.....
EM: Jeez... will you look at that... my boots are filthy!
BB: So? Do I look like a shoe-shine?
EM: You want me to answer that?
::> I laugh coyly
BB: ... I guess maybe not....
EM: Just as well ... oh my!
::> EM begins to shiver
BB: ..... what's happining? You're.....
EM: ............ not...... again........
::> EM shivers and begins to "melt".....
BB: ... you're... you're.....
::> EM continues to shiver - her skin peeling down to the ground!!
BB: .... you're a dolphin!!!!
EM: Yes...... I tried to pass myself off as a Domme... they're always doing it to us....... It seemed only fair...
BB: You trickster dolphin! Begone!
EM: Pooh..... .... Take it you still won't clean my boots?
BB: Begone you dorsel-finned imposter!
::> EM heads off, flolloping down the road towards the sea.
::> ....I watch her retreat....
BB: Hmmm... Not bad arse on her tho.......
::> ............
::> .....Fade back to the police cell.......
::> ............
Cop: And that's why we found you drunk in the street shouting "Dolphins! They're everywhere! Save yourselves!" this morning?
BB: Err... Yep...
::> The cop reaches over to the intercom
Cop: Squeek squeeeeek... Click - K.k.k.k.k - squeeeeeeeeek!
::> A rush of water comes in through the door and 20 dolphins pin me to the ground.................
.....Now I understand..... you will too.... one day...........
Edited Thu 24 Jan 02, 7:37 PM by billybofh
