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Posted by billybofh
on Wed 23 Jan 02, 10:39 PM to billybofh's blog.
As we are all aware, a very large part of the world is deficient in protein. Not just in the developing world, but due to bad diet and an over-relience on convienience foods, in the developed world as well.
But I have a proposal to "reclaim" much of the wasted protein from the developed nations of the world. It is relatively cost free. It is also, I would suggest, energy neutral. It adds nothing to the carbon burden. And it helps keep your house hygenic.
I propose that any teenage boy, or single man with an internet connection has to regularly extract the wasted protein which has gathered on the carpet around the chair he sits on next to his computer.
Just imagine how much man-custard is currently wasted - whether just dried out, or spread around with the foot until it merges into the carpet pile. Think what the world could do with this valuable resource were just a little effort made to recoup it!
Whether the producer of the protein has to reclaim it by some means - or perhaps regularly having the carpet sooked by a bukkake fetishist is immaterial. We need more protein and I commend this plan to you!
Edited Wed 23 Jan 02, 10:40 PM by billybofh
