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| Sat 11 Dec 10, 5:03 PM Barney_McGrew 19 mths  |
In order to improve my chances of meeting a kind, good looking and generous Lady, I have decided to improve my personal hygiene. Today, I have shaved (my face) and purchased a bottle of Old Spice deodorant. Have I made a wise purchase on the brand of deodorant? (.. and why do the Ladies that I find attractive never find me attractive ...) | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 5:07 PM jackvalentine UK(BN), 2 yrs  |
If you find yourself humming 'Carmina Burana' too, take it back and get a refund. WW
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| 11 Dec 10, 5:07 PM SinPar US, 12 yrs |
What are you like, then? What sort of ladies do you fancy? What do you think that the disconnect could be? SinPar
Edit: No cats or dogs? Golly, you are going to have a rough time.
-- The weak are the most treacherous of us all. They come to the strong and drain them. They are bottomless. They are insatiable. They are always parched and always bitter. They are everyone's concern, and like vampires they suck our life's blood. (Bette Davis) Edited 11 Dec 10, 5:10 PM by SinPar | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 5:11 PM Barney_McGrew 19 mths |
I like confident ladies with big hearts. I need to be kept on the straight and narrow to bring out the best. I like Doris Day What do you think that the disconnect could be? .. I am short and probably not an alpha chap Edited 11 Dec 10, 5:16 PM by Barney_McGrew | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 5:15 PM Scrumptious UK(S), 3 yrs |
I bought some Old Spice but I didn't turn into a handsome black man or get diamonds. I was disappointed. | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 5:20 PM Barney_McGrew 19 mths |
.. on a similar note, I use to eat loads of chocolate Turkish Delight in the hope of saving enough wrappers for a bedouin, nubile young lady with green eyes and come to bed lips... | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 5:25 PM Barney_McGrew 19 mths |
Hard limit | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 5:28 PM Richtea UK(BN), 2 yrs  |
Old Spice is a deoorant?!...Bugger! That would explain why my meals always seem a little dry. "I just love you for that beat, beat, beat, beat, beating." | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 6:10 PM CuteCorporal UK, 24 mths |
Old Spice? *retch* Ok, use something orangey, lemony, gingery or with patchouli in for a good scrub in the shower, then use the chocolatey Lynx or the Click one, add a dab of Hugo, Calvin Klein or Jean Paul Gaultier around the neck/behind ears. Not too much mind! It also helps if you use nice washing tabs/conditioner for your clothes and Head & Shoulders for men smells lush for the hair...
Sorted PS: Don't forget to scrub your teeth and use mouthwash! Taste religion, lick a witch! | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 6:14 PM CuteCorporal UK, 24 mths |
Could have been worse... Could have been Hi Karate... Taste religion, lick a witch! | ||
| 11 Dec 10, 6:15 PM Barney_McGrew 19 mths |
Cost me £2-95 ... expensive fragrance.
Your routine sounds quite intensive - I never have more than a few minutes in the bathroom
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