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What kinky present do you hope Santa brings you? (96)

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5 Dec 10, 10:21 PM
NightSprite
UK(EN), 4 yrs

lima_pink_tinsel wrote:

NinjaSprite wrote:

lima_pink_tinsel wrote:
anything phallic ...... not for my personal use of course!

Off to buy Lima a BAM for xmas!

I already have one of those. His name's Ollie

Hope I don't appear really thick here but WTF is a BAM?

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12107

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup!

5 Dec 10, 10:26 PM
Incandescence
UK, 3 yrs

NinjaSprite wrote:

lima_pink_tinsel wrote:

NinjaSprite wrote:

lima_pink_tinsel wrote:
anything phallic ...... not for my personal use of course!

Off to buy Lima a BAM for xmas!

I already have one of those. His name's Ollie

Hope I don't appear really thick here but WTF is a BAM?

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12107

oh my goodness gracious me. YES I'll have one of those please . I don't think Ollie will like you much after that though

Suffering for the one you love is never a chore but an honor which brings a sense of pride and accomplishment. ~ me 2010
Striving to better, oft we mar what's well. ~William Shakespeare, King Lear, 1605
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. ~Confucius, Analects

6 Dec 10, 2:57 AM
Black0rchid
UK, 2 yrs

Him

Az me shloft mit hint, shtayt men oyf mit flay
If you lie down with the dogs, you get up with the fleas.

6 Dec 10, 3:36 AM
Thumbell
UK(B), 4 yrs

Yep I'd have to go with just Santa. Ho ho ho. Yummy.

6 Dec 10, 5:57 AM
kitty_Kaitlin
UK(HX), 8 yrs

whaplodedave wrote:
A Pair of Bisexual Female Asian Switches complete with their own tub of strawberry yoghut

or a beano annual and some malteesers

Think the beano annual is most likely

6 Dec 10, 11:20 AM
Moll_Dee
UK(BL), 18 mths

What I want from Santa is one of these lovely things. However I am told that Santa had too much money invested in an Icelandic bank, and is waiting for the January sales; if there are any left on the shelves by then. He's only getting one of last year's left over mince pies and a glass of Romanian fortified plonk if that is the case.

I am not an object. Nonetheless, you may worship me.

6 Dec 10, 12:22 PM
devotedp
UK(M), 22 mths

I don't want or hope for anything really. I'll be happy with whatever Mis, erm Father Christmas brings me. And since erm, Father Christmas has already phoned and told me most of what I'm getting, I know I'll definitely be happy.

Father Christmas has got a very sexy voice for a fat, hairy sleigh driver!

This little piggy.

6 Dec 10, 12:29 PM
Shypeachybottom
UK, 20 mths

Black0rchid wrote:
Him

^^ ditto. well, my Him not @Black0rchid's Him!

Oh.. and please.. as someone who can't walk in high heels to save her life... can i also have the ability to walk in high heels and look graceful please?

6 Dec 10, 1:45 PM
Mistress_Serenity
UK(BN), 5 yrs
£

A fully functional all singing/dancing Violet Wand

Or anything in my profile list of equipment to add to my collection would be greatly received.

Serenity: Calm, calmness, composure, peace, peacefulness, quietness, quietude and tranquility.

6 Dec 10, 1:58 PM
Robtex
UK(CR), 5 yrs

Evolving_Eagle wrote:
A strap-on with fillable balls and ejaculatory bulb

That's exact what Mistress and I are looking for... anyone know where I'd get one of those??

Rob

Edited 6 Dec 10, 1:59 PM by Robtex

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