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| Rosalee |
In response to the following:-
MisterBear wrote:
How about we conquer the far east and then you can have the tea plantations over there. We could start off with being pirates and conquer the shipping lanes until we become powerful enough to start taking land.
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So you're thinking of going global then? As long as I can have a mint quarry in the arctic circle, then you're on. I'd also like a tea plantation in this country. I believe there's one in Cornwall so it is possible.
We're both going to need an awful lot of slaves though.
| 4 Dec 10, 10:15 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs   |
Might need more coffee tables too. As for the mint mine, you'll need to sort out a survey team to local some good deposits. True and genuine are only concepts and as such are meaningless. Try thinking in terms of compatibility instead. | |||
| 4 Dec 10, 11:04 PM Rosalee UK, 7 yrs |
A coffee table plantation so we can grow our own? I think the survey team should include some tame polar bears. They'd be useful for hauling things. Do you know any? | |||
| 4 Dec 10, 11:17 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
There's no such thing as a tame polar bear, or even a tame bear. You'll have to find some slaves, if you get male ones then the cold can work like a chastity belt and help them keep their mind on their work. I can then have the female slaves for testing the coffee tables on. Any volunteers? I'm not very hopeful until we start asking for wine testing slaves. True and genuine are only concepts and as such are meaningless. Try thinking in terms of compatibility instead. | |||
| 4 Dec 10, 11:20 PM Amber_Light 3 yrs |
I know a friendly polar bear but not sure where to find him at the mo' as it's his holiday season - last time I saw him he was perched on top of a Fox's Glacier Mint so he may know the best place to mine for mint too! | |||
| 4 Dec 10, 11:21 PM Amber_Light 3 yrs |
PS - he's a lazy bastard tho so not sure you'd ever get him pulling or hauling anything... | |||
| 4 Dec 10, 11:25 PM Rosalee UK, 7 yrs |
I reckon I could tame a few with the help of some mint. Bit like a carrot and stick but with mints. I want some female slaves too! I'm sure there will be plenty to go round, (she said hopelessly optimistically). I'll also be requiring some maids to wait on me and cook and clean while I enjoy my riches. As for your problem with finding the slaves for your coffee table, have you tried smearing the table with chocolate spread that they could lick off? That might work.
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| 4 Dec 10, 11:26 PM Rosalee UK, 7 yrs |
I'd get in a few foxes as overseers. That'll sort him!
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| 4 Dec 10, 11:35 PM Amber_Light 3 yrs |
Ooh....I dunno.....you should see what happened to the last overseer! He still takes the Lithium tho so he may recover. Maybe our Mister Bear could persuade him tho with a few promises about coffee tables and grapes | |||
| 4 Dec 10, 11:37 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
You can have Nigella and Anthea Turner. And giving female slaves access to chocolate??? I'm not sure about that, it would be like they've won the lottery or something and would go right to their heads. Still, I suppose it could be a reward for those who have done a good job of grape peeling. True and genuine are only concepts and as such are meaningless. Try thinking in terms of compatibility instead. | |||
| 4 Dec 10, 11:41 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
Here, mate, if you pull some stuff for Rosalee, you can have some grapes on a coffee table. Hmmm, pass. Fair enough, I don't blame you. True and genuine are only concepts and as such are meaningless. Try thinking in terms of compatibility instead. |
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