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Posted by billybofh
on Mon 14 Jan 02, 7:27 PM to billybofh's blog.
...that I need to do something.. well.. "more" to confirm my status as the saddest guy in the world.
As if sitting on the sofa with a dressage crop and "conducting" the music to Black Beauty wasn't enough. Not for me... oh no....
Spend christmas day writing a Perl script? Been there. ( ::sniff:: best christmas I ever 'ad....::sniff:: )
Able to give you a postmodern, Jungian, marxist and
feminist interpretation of Twin Peaks? Yep - no problem
(and besides which - in mitigation - the fan magazine
was called "Wrapped in Plastic" 
Sitting here pleased with myself as I've discovered how to make the tastiest lentil soup ever to exist? Got the t-shirt.
What new low can I stoop to?.... It's not enough to be introduced as "This is Billy - my tragic pal" any more - oh no! I need more!
My epitaph shall read "Here lies billybofh - tragedy personified. P.S Get a life P.P.S Oh... too late".
Now *that* would rule....
Edited Mon 14 Jan 02, 7:36 PM by billybofh
