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Posted by billybofh
on Sat 12 Jan 02, 9:40 PM to billybofh's blog.
* Beware sites offering "1000's of Free Pix"
* Never trust a site which claims to be "The Internets #1 XYZ site!" (where XYZ can be anything from 'Bukkake' to 'Breadmachine'.
* Do not under any circumstances use a "dialer" program downloaded from a porn site - no matter how tempting the pictures are.
* Be careful what you type into search engines whilst at work.
* No-one believes that those windows were pop-ups.
* Paying subscription to a porn site is an admission of defeat - keep searching till you find it for free.
* Always delete your browsers history.
* You will get caught - prepare your excuses now.
* You will never again find the picture which got you really turned on last week, no matter how long you search.
* Bookmarks are changed by goblins each night, so you lose the good links and keep the stinkers.
* For 'Horny Amateur' read 'Crack Whore'.
* The girl with the sticky face is smiling because it's actually icing sugar and water.
* Banner ads are always more exciting than the site they advertise.
* Ten minutes of porn-surfing-time uses up one hour of 'real' time.
* No one is fooled by calling your porn collection 'erotica'.
* The free .mpg file you've spent the last two hours downloading will suck.
Edited Sat 12 Jan 02, 9:49 PM by billybofh
