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on Fri 11 Jan 02, 6:41 PM to billybofh's blog.
The big man got on the plane and sat down.
"Rosaries? Prayer-books?" Asked a passing nun hostess - who was showing more than a little leg - as she walked sensuously down the isle.
The big man politely refused and opened his bag of deep-fried eggs. The big man worried sometimes that if he ate too many deep-fried eggs he would begin to look foolish in his spandex buck rodgers outfit.
But he did so like deep-fried eggs.
The nun who had passed earlier returned. The big man noticed that she had a blue monkey tied to her shoulder by a chain.
"Clearly we must be going to travel over still water" he thought.
The nun took out her radar equipment and scanned the big man.
"Are you sure you need to chain yourself to the seat, sir?" she asked.
"I am," he replied, "My wobbly tummy will begin to evaporate if I do not chain it."
The nun wondered if this could be correct. She whispered something to the monkey who ignored her and continued to pull the chain taught between herself and the nun.
The man wondered what it would be like to be chained to the nun instead of the monkey.
The monkey wondered what it would be like to be in a spandex buck rodgers outfit.
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Edited Fri 11 Jan 02, 6:51 PM by billybofh
