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Posted by billybofh
on Fri 4 Jan 02, 10:24 PM to billybofh's blog.
Imagine the scene :
You're trying to score the final try in an international rugby match (wearing your traditional headgear of an enormous elephant trunk and beige sandles).
You catch the ball!
You run!
But you realise that some prankster his swapped the real ball, for one made of lard!
Oh no!
Now your hands are all sticky with white runny goo!
And thats *my* excuse when I'm caught pleasuring
myself in front of the mirror... Just re-enacting old
sporting triumphs.... 
Edited Fri 4 Jan 02, 10:28 PM by billybofh
