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| Fri 19 Nov 10, 10:46 AM Norfolk_Turkey UK(NR), 19 mths  |
There is a great thread on here – item 96 in that thread was fascinating. So there was me figuring out an earth-shatteringly witty response to a somewhat surreal comment about trains, when I noticed it said 'This topic is now full - if you want to reply, please make a new post on the board itself.' My moment of literary genius then vanished into the ether. I am sure there is a logical reason for this – anyone know what it is?
And hands up if you expected something VERY different when you opened this post | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 11:19 AM Hylas_1 2 yrs |
Who fancies a sweep on how many posts this thread will reach? | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 12:13 PM CuteCorporal UK, 24 mths |
I just laughed 'til my chest hurt! Love it! So... Flogging Scotsman or Trans-Siberian Express, that's my question? ;D X Taste religion, lick a witch! | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 12:20 PM ToakReon  UK(RH), 12 yrs  |
:::raises hand::: Mind you, that's just my filthy mind. I also thought the thread "Not quite fitting in" was about something else too. Toak FEMALE, BONDAGE-FRIENDLY MODEL SOUGHT. I am seeking to update my "How To" shibari bondage pictures (see my profile pics, the clothed blonde tied in red and black) with a model more "enthusiastic" about BDSM, and who is happy to be photographed nude. MEMO ME if this is you. | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 12:41 PM Top_Class UK(GU), 2 yrs |
So here's the link to that post ... the floor's all yours. What you could always do is 'bagsy' a reply by pressing the 'reply' or 'reply+quote' button and then compose your literary masterpiece in your own time and then click send at a moment of your own choosing. You'll stand a good chance of ending up with the last word and push the thread post count into the stratospheric regions of 98, 99 or even the truly orgasmic 100 (as happened to this recent thread).
"Fork handles?" "No, not 'fork handles' ... four candles." | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 12:46 PM not_lost_still_lady UK(PE), 22 mths      |
You missed off the Orient Express and Mallard Signature removed to make room for .... | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 2:28 PM Norfolk_Turkey UK(NR), 19 mths |
Aha – back in business I see…… I think my favourite has to be the REStrain The famous non-stop bdsm express sleeper leaving Glasgow at 2030 each evening for Paris. All compartments soundproofed and fitted with everything you could dream of for your evening's entertainment. Only one recurring issue……… By the time it is ready to enter the tunnel, the only thing the passengers want to do is sleep. | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 3:31 PM Richtea UK(BN), 2 yrs |
It has to be the runaway train, mainly because this: "She came down the track and she blew", Shows multi tasking at its best.
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| 19 Nov 10, 3:38 PM CuteCorporal UK, 24 mths |
Which is why hours of foreplay aren't always productive... Oh sorry, trains, yes, I personally find them extremely soporific in a comforting way... I have to be careful though, my brain works in strange ways - *every* time I get on a train, the old jokes about British Rail sandwiches come to mind and when I fall asleep, I always wake myself up by going through the motions of eating one. Always. Taste religion, lick a witch! | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 4:00 PM Ianneil UK(N), 5 yrs |
Are you old enough to remember BR?? AH back to train puns........ .....Tomas the Wank engine and the big dom, err fat controller, based in Domcaster. | |||
| 19 Nov 10, 4:23 PM CuteCorporal UK, 24 mths |
Yes thank you - my years of training bras and thinking no-one understood me are well behind me... Now I have to wear extra support bras and the only people that don't understand me are on the receiving end of social psychology theories when I'm pissed  Taste religion, lick a witch! |
