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How To Tell A Fake Orgasm (67)

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Clodmin
Posted by Clodmin on Sat 13 Nov 10, 3:25 PM to Clodmin's blog.

Normally, they shout "Clodmin! Clodmin!"

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13 Nov 10, 4:45 PM
Shypeachybottom
UK, 20 mths
Meg Ryan in 'When Harry Met Sally'. 'nuff said (giggle)
13 Nov 10, 4:47 PM
FrostyFingers
UK(SW), 2 yrs
You can fake them??? =-o

*snigger*

13 Nov 10, 4:49 PM
dragons_sub
UK(B), 4 yrs

Never been caught out yet :-D :-D

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.-- Dalai Lama
More often than not, anger is actually an indication of weakness rather than of strength. -- The Dalai Lama

13 Nov 10, 4:51 PM
spankee_1
UK(BH), 8 yrs
dragons_sub wrote:
Never been caught out yet :-D :-D

lololol i'm saying nothing!!! :D

13 Nov 10, 4:52 PM
Beverley
UK(CT), 11 yrs
When you tell them to lick it up and they tell you they can't cos they are coeliac, and they had to fake it with water and flour paste...

(Obviously this is one for the boys!)

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

13 Nov 10, 4:55 PM
ToakReon*
UK(RH), 12 yrs

Oh My God! You mean:-

(delivered in a bored, expressionless voice) "Ooo ... Ooo ... Ooo ... I'm cumming ... I'm cumming ... I've cum ... Now fuck off and make me a cup of tea!" might actually not have been a genuine orgasm?

I'm shocked and horrified.

Toak

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13 Nov 10, 4:55 PM
spankee_1
UK(BH), 8 yrs
Funny thing is i did actually have a bf who faked them...that vital ingredient was always missing...bit of a giveaway really :-/
13 Nov 10, 4:56 PM
chatterbox
UK(SL), 5 yrs

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm niccccccceeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh....yes yes yes yes ...Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk .... yes yes yes yes yes yes ..

real or fake :):):)

13 Nov 10, 5:00 PM
spankee_1
UK(BH), 8 yrs
chatterbox wrote:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm niccccccceeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh....yes yes yes yes ...Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk .... yes yes yes yes yes yes ..

real or fake :):):)

And don't forget to scream their name in the middle of it ;)

13 Nov 10, 5:02 PM
Shypeachybottom
UK, 20 mths
spankee_1 wrote:
chatterbox wrote:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm niccccccceeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh....yes yes yes yes ...Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk .... yes yes yes yes yes yes ..

real or fake :):):)

And don't forget to scream their name in the middle of it ;)

Or someone else's name tee hee hee ;-)

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