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Caculate your Domly Awesomeness (96)

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11 Nov 10, 4:52 PM
sharktooth
UK, 3 yrs
Aumentou wrote:
First, the section ( D-s )^(1+£) can be maximised either by doing a lot of domming and charging for it, or doing a lot of subbing and switching (giving a negative D-s score) and then charging to dom someone once (squaring the negative and giving a positive). It only minimises if your D is similar to your s, or if s is greater but you never charged.

On the plus side, non-pros can still get a nice negative score - or should that be the minus side?

Meistre wrote:
Lucky you....I just scored less than Alan Davis on QI... :-(
11 Nov 10, 5:03 PM
pleasureswitch
UK(E), 6 yrs

TheSilverFox wrote:
pleasureswitch wrote:
Sir,

TWUE DOMMS! do subs not sums !

Erm..... How do you know? :-)

WHAT!

LordHighMasterSir! IS! A TWUE! DOMM!

As a proud owner of the complete (yes ALL 917 volumes)set of the Trilogy of the Chronicles of Bore*, ( each one perfectly presented in their nappy leather dust waistecoats) how can LordHighMasterSir! NOT BE!

LordHighMasterSir wishes it to be know, HE! has been a Twue Borean all of his adult life and is a very happy TWUE! DOMM! of the planet Boreon! (an on an on an on :-D) ___________________________________________________ _________

* Bore, Borean, and Boreon is an entirly fictional, made up and non existant fettish/lifestyle/planet/thingy that dose not have any connection whatsever with any person (s) places or things or anything else at all ever, living or dead.

"Yeah I like Kinky stuff,dirty dark pervy stuff,weird sex.... An' Yerself ?"
Award Winning Switch.

Edited 11 Nov 10, 5:04 PM by pleasureswitch

11 Nov 10, 11:02 PM
IndelibleMarker
UK(E), 6 yrs


So far only about 4 people have actually calculated their score. Not impressed...

Patrick
IndelibleMarker
Specialist Extreme Professional Dominant
@U35Munch - London U35 Munch Details

11 Nov 10, 11:21 PM
Grasshopper
UK(SE), 2 yrs
Well, if it'll help bring the participation figures up, I seem to come out at a shade under 130,000. What this means in real terms, your guess is as good as mine. I'm going to imagine it's the equivalent of a scouting report reading, let's say, 'Unassuming prospect, has displayed potential but is still very raw, likely to need refining in the minor leagues. Third-round pick, unlikely to be drafted higher.'

Yes, yes, I'm a dork.

Basically as I am seeink it, Ray, the problem is that you are not callink your girlfriend for five months. You see, the hot babies like to feel wanted. If you are not callink them on the phone for a while, it is like a way of saying "you are worst song, played on ugliest guitar"

12 Nov 10, 1:20 AM
Notasquick
UK(WC), 10 yrs

IndelibleMarker wrote:

Equation of Domly Awesomeness

Simplifies to:

A = ( a * ( ( D-s )^(1+£) )*( e^(1+c) ) ) + ( ( p+w )*N ) )/t

Slightly confused by the use of e, as mathematical symbol, maybe better to use another letter (i)?

Suggest changing A for W, a for y, c for q, t for d is more apt.

Other factors to consider:

q = +1 for each of the following items owned: crown, throne, leather trousers, fishing waistcoat, utility belt, indiana jones whip

*extra points for virtual possessions

a = # IC listed interests you have actually performed

c = # IC listed interests claimed to have performed

b = # times you have messed up in a scene

f = # people you have claimed to have had sex/scened with

o = # people you have actually had sex/scened with in your network

j = # profiles you have masturbated over virtually on IC

u = +1 for each extreme activity: (breath play, fire play, rape play, punching, body modification, medical play, personality modification, NLP, hypnosis, financial domination, chastity, gor, phone sex, online domination)

*extra points for virtual extreme activities

v = # velcro collars awarded

m = # memos sent that are either: never opened; receive no reply; receive not interested reply; receive a don't contact again reply;

* extra points for receiving a reply suggesting you should perform a humilating act;

h = # posts complaining about sending/receiving memos

* extra points for starting a memo complaint thread/weblog

r = # rants about other peoples lack of dominance

* extra points if you have never met them

t = # titles in your IC/scene nicknames

k = # clubs/munches claimed to have visited in a single day

* extra points for virtual attendance

z = # hours per day spent online or proclaiming dominance

* extra points for answers greater than twenty four

Note: Should make the equation completely unreadable (at least for normal folk) except by the truly dominant.

IndelibleMarker wrote:
How Awesome are YOU?

Not at all.

--
Notasquick
http://notasquick.com/

Edited 12 Nov 10, 1:40 AM by Notasquick

12 Nov 10, 1:35 AM
Romola
UK, 7 yrs

I am too Domly to demean myself by doing arithmetic. I will have a sub do mine and will post the result at a time convenient for myself if I deign to revisit this blog.

It's only a weblog :-)

12 Nov 10, 1:47 AM
LovingDom2
3 yrs
My Domly awesomeness is off the Richter scale ... and any other scale you care to imagine .... including this one

Isn't that what all twue Doms should say ? lol lol

I have no idea not being a twue dom ... I am just me.

Edited 12 Nov 10, 2:48 AM by LovingDom2

12 Nov 10, 2:58 AM
Empress_Martine
UK(HA), 2 yrs
£


My domness is right off the scale and totally unmesurable by any standards. No mathamatic formula can define it.Maybe if I am in a good mood I have it written down and posted back here when I feel like it. It will keep one of my little adult girls busy. :-)

http://empressm7.uboot.com/ pro tv dom and switch. Domestic and outdoor specialist. "Beyond the government,above the police ."

12 Nov 10, 7:35 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


I'm worried that the inclusion of the P factor could actually make me one of the most awesome Doms going. And if so, then if I'm ever to go to an event, then I would need someone to arrange a limo, red carpet and a range a gorgeous slaves to choose from.

Mister Bear: Been putting the cum in cucumber since 1986.

12 Nov 10, 7:47 AM
othyim
NL, 3 yrs
MisterBear wrote:
I'm worried that the inclusion of the P factor could actually make me one of the most awesome Doms going. And if so, then if I'm ever to go to an event, then I would need someone to arrange a limo, red carpet and a range a gorgeous slaves to choose from.

Twue domliness indeed comes with burdens.... I do sympathize. Twuely.

Power is about what you can control. Freedom is about what you can unleash. (Harriet Rubin)

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