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| 1 Nov 10, 3:01 PM Romper 4 yrs  |
I once had a guy tell me he didn't turn up because he thought I wasn't going to turn up. You are now breathing manually | ||
| 1 Nov 10, 3:10 PM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £     |
fuck... you arranged to meet her as well...??? Mac
"my ear is lost in the crevice of my body..." | ||
| 1 Nov 10, 3:14 PM Lustful ES, 2 yrs |
Sorry, canīt make it, diverted to Prestwick. All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. | ||
| 1 Nov 10, 3:16 PM white_rose UK(NE), 23 mths |
I have a guilty secret or two excuse wise... I very very rarely lie. On one occasion, realising I'd double booked myself for an evening, I told one party my mum was in hospital after having emergency surgery. It was true, she was in hospital. She helps out at a club for heart attack patients once a month. And she'd had emergency surgery, albeit almost a year beforehand. Whoops. Rose | ||
| 1 Nov 10, 3:47 PM FrostyFingers UK(SW), 2 yrs |
That's not lying, that's called 'being economical with the truth'. | ||
| 1 Nov 10, 3:48 PM white_rose UK(NE), 23 mths |
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| 1 Nov 10, 3:50 PM Monkey_Wench UK(B), 20 mths  |
Dammit, and I don't remember either of you?!?! lol Alls x
'Carve your name into my arm. Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed.' | ||
| 1 Nov 10, 4:37 PM spank_master UK(CF), 5 yrs |
I was stood up by a French girl this year with a brilliant text message.. 'Sorry I can't come my English no very good'.
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| 1 Nov 10, 4:47 PM TheEvilQueen UK(M), 7 yrs |
One of my favourite topics - hurrah! The winner of my most amusing excuse so far and there have been plenty of them, was "I was in Scotland so could not phone you".
Rule No 1: Never try to top from the bottom. | ||
| 1 Nov 10, 5:13 PM strokes321 UK(M), 2 yrs |
" I might be meeting xxxxx is there any chance we can meet another time ?" Who? And yes, no fucking chance, you're down the road love, bye.
If you want to see whats behind these cold eyes |
