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on Sat 30 Oct 10, 10:49 AM to MisterBear's blog.
Yes folks, I'm up to a 3.2mm ring through the head of me cock. The stretching was actually pretty straight forward once I worked out the best way. Too much lube just makes things hard to hold on to. And it's best not to try and do too much at once so you can see which side of the frenulum you are aiming to exit from.
So for those who want to stretch their PA here's what I did.
I had a 2mm ring in and so went to a 2.4mm first. If you can get a tool for opening the rings then great it makes life much easier. Oh and having a wank before hand to help keep things flexible can help, or having something cold nearby to apply if things get too exciting.
Lube up the existing ring on either side of the piercing or as close as you can get and just rotate the ring enough so that the lube gets in the hole and it rotates smoothly. Pop out the ring and wipe up any excess lube. Pop some lube on the entrance to yer cock, and then rub one end of the new ring in it to lube it up. Then slip it inside with a slight pressure so that it should kind of catch on the entrance to the hole.
Not too hard you can be gentle. However as you can't see what's going on you might have to have a little bit of faith. But I found you can apply enough pressure without doing any damage or causing pain and you'll find the ring going through the hole but you might not be sure. But hopefully you will see the ring making a bulge on the underside if it's going to the wrong side of the frenulum (that stretch of skin the attached the head to the shaft on the underside) so you can adjust. But hopefully the ring should slip out quite happily and then it's just a matter of using the tool to open the ring a bit and then popping the ball in. That's why you don't want too much lube getting in the way.
You might feel a little tender for a day or two after but nothing that bad, I probably depends how much and how vigorously you wank, or have sex if yer lucky.
I've ordered some 4mm jewellery, but will probably wait a few weeks before trying that.
As for other stuff. My Saturday morning trips to Asda are going quite well. There are still other customers about but not enough to make the experience too bad. I don't seem to be doing too well in the not spending much dept, but on the plus side I do have a lot of good ingredients for a monster chocolate salad. And I managed to get a new trolley that ran nice and smoothly. However it was somewhat wet as the architect who has made various blunders in the design of the store and environs, decided not to cover the entire trolley area or even expand it up to the store entrance so that muppets don't hang about the entrance blocking it when it's raining. However there is roll of paper inside the entrance for people to use to dry the handles. However there is always someone there who looks like they are going to spend more time than is necessary there hogging it. So I just go shopping, it's water for Gonzo's sake, it will clean my hands as I shop.
Asda also need to sell the caramel topping they use on those chokes buns separately as that's the only reason why I buy them. I'm not a huge cream fan and the stuff they use is quite flat when it comes to taste, they need to add some icing sugar to the mix or something. And the bun part tends to be quite dry and so lives up to it's name by trying to choke you. So really I just want the tasty caramel stuff.
I also think the burst of motivation I've had over the past month has kind of died off now. It think it's because I tend to get submissive type cravings towards the arse end of the year and that was them, which translated into restlessness and the desire to get stuff done. I'm still doing it bits and pieces here and there but the main drive has kind of shut down and I'm just coasting. I'm blaming it on my coffee table, although it's actually just a table as I don't drink coffee. I organised me bathroom and kitchen and was working me way forward into the living room but I just couldn't get the table cleared. I developed a mental block as to what to do with everything on it and so couldn't work out where to put things in order to clear it.
Also this past week I've been working hard and finishing later than normal. We were hoping to get everything finished by Thursday and have Friday off. But that went pear shaped due to work, that should have been finished before we started this week, not being finished until after we left on Thursday. And then it took all day to finish on Friday.
So I've only been doing a few things if that when getting home from work and I've only been on me exercise bike once this past week. But I'm down to doing 5km in 19m 20s ish from over 22m. However I think the increase in speed is part attributable to having worked some of the kinks out of my legs and reintroduced them to prolonged movement, but also to the fact that it's quite boring and tiring and I want to get it over with asap.
Some of my lack of motivation might also be down to the presence of Fallout: New Vegas on me computer. I've heard some people complaining about bugs and stuff, but the game is working pretty well for me. Could probably do with a more powerful graphics card to help with the long distance areas. Also I've found that around Novac, especially to the east, and at parts of the Rocket Factory there are gaps in the graphics. In fact there is a rock by a radio mast just east of Novac that if you climb up, you can find yourself falling inside and thus trapped. But other than that the game is working great, although I did download it off Steam, mainly because I liked the look of the Sturdy Caravan Shotgun in the pre-order pack.
I do quite like the convenience of Steam and the fact that Steam is the DRM so no need of any of the crap that EA and other companies put on because all their paying customers are all thieving bastards, even though they've paid for the game. Plus I lost my Fallout 3 disc last year and so wasn't able to play it when I had the urge, although I have since found it.
The map seems smaller than the DC one from Fallout 3, but I get the feeling that more missions will come up later meaning you have to travel back to places you've been and do things there. Least I hope that happens as otherwise some handy places will seem a bit weak. Oh and I have to say that the Varmint Rifle is amazing for sniping if you get the Night Vision Sight. You can pick off people from about half a mile away. The only problem is that you need to get close enough to them to know if they are an enemy or not and then you can leg it back to a nice spot and pick them off at will as you can get the surprise critical bonus which is usually enough to kill standard human characters.
Not sure if I like the way you only get perks every other level you go up, but you do pick some up by performing actions. I've managed to pick up the Lord of Death one, which gives me a damage bonus as I apparently go round killing everything. Also got one that gives me a bonus against insect as I've killed loads of ants. So on the whole I'm enjoying the game and it's a pretty good follow on.
Still, I want to try and find something else to do this weekend, so that I can say I've accomplished something. But I get the feeling I'll be wandering the waste lands killing stuff unless some motivation of inspiration strikes. But the main options so far are to sort out me bedroom a bit and set up the TV and DVD player in there. Also sort out the wire for the speakers in me kitchen as it's only playing in mono, just hope there isn't a break in the wire. Still I could probably replace it with some cat 5 as I've got a couple of boxes of it, which is handy as I ran out of spare cable the other month and it comes in useful for when people want computers networking that are too faraway from the nearest data point. Still, two boxes is probably far too much for my needs, but better to have plenty than not enough.
Oh and I need to sort out some bricks and a couple of nice flags. I've finally got a tray and grill for a brick BBQ so now I can work out the size it needs to be. However I also need to work out how many bricks I actually need as I'm guessing it's going to be quite a few. The grill suggest 135 and I'm doing a fancier set up and also the picture makes the grill look a little low. So I'm guessing more towards 300. Still I think it's a job for next year so can spend some time working out what style bricks and how many and where's a good place to get them cheap.
Oh and I'm up to Season 4 of B5 again. Which kind of means there isn't a huge amount more to go though and then I need to find something else to watch or maybe go with Blackadder and then back to Stargate SG-1, which should last me a while. But I'm trying not to watch too much B5 as if I watch too much of certain programs I start dreaming about them too much. It wouldn't be too bad if it was a nicely depraved BDSM show as I could do with more kinky dreams, but there just aren't any such shows out there.
Oh well, off to figure out what to do with meself this weekend other than wank and clean up the waste lands.
