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OK, you're in a library with your sub...... (82)

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28 Oct 10, 11:24 PM
misfit
UK, 3 yrs

Greebo wrote:
OK, you're in a library with your sub......

For some bizarre reason you have no toys with you, a niggling palm injury that means spanking is impossible, and a very tempting bum arched over a chair.

So what book do you choose to use as a paddle?

A la recherche du temps perdu - for thickness

War and Peace has nothing on this book

Venus in Furs for kink and also because the first time I came across this book was in my local library many years ago. It blew my mind and I went around singing Velvet Underground songs for a long time.

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28 Oct 10, 11:25 PM
misfit
UK, 3 yrs

Empress_Martine wrote:

Greebo wrote:
OK, you're in a library with your sub......

For some bizarre reason you have no toys with you, a niggling palm injury that means spanking is impossible, and a very tempting bum arched over a chair.

So what book do you choose to use as a paddle?

A copy of Venus in Furs of course.Simples!

An excellent choice *points upwards*

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28 Oct 10, 11:26 PM
misfit
UK, 3 yrs

Ianneil wrote:
If she is OK with scat..."Tony Blair: In His Own Words"

I was thinking the same about The Third Man and I do not mean the Graham Greene novel.

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28 Oct 10, 11:41 PM
Captivation
UK(M), 22 mths

Goldilocks wrote:

Greebo wrote:
OK, you're in a library with your sub......

So what book do you choose to use as a paddle?

Any of the Harry Potter books in hardback

Although, I would have to be the "sub" bent over in the library getting paddled with a book. And I would pretend to be Hermione Granger and he can be Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy or Severus Snape. Om nom nom *fap fap fap*

Loving this fantasy i wonder if i can make this into a new roleplay (the Harry Potter bit that is!)

29 Oct 10, 12:01 AM
CaptainQuo
UK(AB), 2 yrs

Choose a fairly busy part of the library. Ask her to read a difficult book to you quietly while whispering dirty things in her ear. If she mispronounces or makes some other mistake, ask her to repeat in a louder voice put your finger to you lips and shush her as though she's making too much noise. People turn will stare at her with disgust. How's that for humiliation?

Statistics are like a miniskirt - they look nice, but they don't tell you the full story.

29 Oct 10, 12:21 AM
Ianneil
UK(N), 5 yrs

Tiss slightly ironic this literary thread as it is the 50th anniversary of the Lady Chatterly's lover trial and on Newsnight they managed to say cunt and fuck several times by quoting directly from D. H. Lawrence........

..........all in the best possible taste with Kirsty Wark (mmmmmmmmmm) keeping a straight face!!!

Edited 29 Oct 10, 9:05 AM by Ianneil

29 Oct 10, 8:36 AM
Greebo
UK(RH), 12 yrs

Ianneil wrote:
Tiss slightly ironic this literary thread as it is the 50th anniversary of the Lady Chatterly'e lover trial and on Newsnight they managed to say cunt and fuck several times by quoting directly from D. H. Lawrence........

..........all in the best possible taste with Kirsty Wark (mmmmmmmmmm) keeping a straight face!!!

Oh definitely one for I-player.

29 Oct 10, 8:48 AM
Grimly
UK(IV), 10 yrs

The Koran

I'm not just politically incorrect �.I'm politically incoherent!!!
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same you must be on prozac

29 Oct 10, 9:13 AM
TheSilverFox

UK(GU), 2 yrs

While in the library.... Any good magazines to use as well? I wonder about the relative percussive effect of a book v magazine?

Now, without going geeky:

energy = 1/2 mass x velocity squared. So for delivery of energy the most important thing is increasing the velocity of the implement!

We also need to take into account the stability of the implement on impact so that maximum energy is transmitted to the intended recipient.

So possible critical factors...

Ability to grip implement and therefore impart velocity.

Relative aerodynamics to reduce air resistance.

Some mass required obviously

Stability on impact...

Stillness and rigidity of target. If the target bottom can move in the direction of the strike then kinetic energy from the implement may merely translate into the target bottom moving forward. This is not what is wanted.

Discuss:

( I need to do something sensible with my time....)

"The art of being a Gentleman is knowing when not to be" Quote:TheSilverFox - Circa 1986

Edited 29 Oct 10, 9:22 AM by TheSilverFox

29 Oct 10, 9:24 AM
ToakReon

UK(RH), 12 yrs

lustrum wrote:
Hello? Hello? what's a miffy book please? Hello?

Miffy - a cartoon rabbit for the very young

Toak

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