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How many Doms does it take to change a light bulb? (15)

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penwiggle
Posted by penwiggle on Wed 27 Oct 10, 7:08 PM to penwiggle's blog.

ideas anyone?

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27 Oct 10, 7:12 PM
Skyhook
7 yrs
One.

He stands holding it and the world revolves around him.

"Me? I'm all about the hugs.
And cruelty. Hugs and cruelty basically."

27 Oct 10, 7:14 PM
penwiggle
UK(CB), 5 yrs

Skyhook wrote:
One.

He stands holding it and the world revolves around him.

Then he burns his fingers.

Come on, we can do better than that.

You say Ouch like it's a bad word.

27 Oct 10, 7:17 PM
MamaGoth
UK(BN), 3 yrs

doesn't the Dom break systematically dismantle the light bulb and then once broken rebuild it perfectly in his own image ?
27 Oct 10, 7:17 PM
penwiggle
UK(CB), 5 yrs

How about this...

It starts with one, he notices the bulb isn't lit so tells his sub to change it. But then a second Dom joins the conversation and they start talking about different wattage of bulbs and the best one to use for the size of the room, the number of occupants, etc.

Soon, a third and fourth Dom joins in and conversation turns to traditional bulbs verses energy efficient, or dimmer.

Eventually the sub just turns on the switch.

You say Ouch like it's a bad word.

27 Oct 10, 7:42 PM
rosarose
UK(SG), 3 yrs
lol...that's not Doms, it's men in general!!!
27 Oct 10, 8:29 PM
angelbrat
UK(SM), 3 yrs

penwiggle wrote:
How about this...

It starts with one, he notices the bulb isn't lit so tells his sub to change it. But then a second Dom joins the conversation and they start talking about different wattage of bulbs and the best one to use for the size of the room, the number of occupants, etc.

Soon, a third and fourth Dom joins in and conversation turns to traditional bulbs verses energy efficient, or dimmer.

Eventually the sub just turns on the switch.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :):)

AB

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? :)

27 Oct 10, 8:31 PM
GazUK1963
UK(B), 6 yrs
None; does't need to change it as the sun shines out of his ass!

Or one, just gives the right command and it changes itself.

Gary.

Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies has truly lived.
When you're tired of The Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar you're tired of life!

27 Oct 10, 9:01 PM
green_and_blue
UK, 2 yrs
None, they'll just sit on the sofa and call "Oi you, lightbulb needs changing" to a submissive.
27 Oct 10, 9:40 PM
empathic_metamorph
UK(DN), 5 yrs
None. After listening to how it was my fault that I did not anticipate the bulb burning out, being punished for buying an obviously inferior bulb in the first place (whether I did or not), then hearing about how perfectly annoying it is that He must do without light in that particular area of the house until a new bulb is organised, so annoying he must retire for a rest... I would then replace the bulb while He slept.

(This account is purely fictional and does not represent anyone alive or dead)

*giggling furiously* unbridled ;)

27 Oct 10, 11:50 PM
LovingDom2
3 yrs
penwiggle wrote:
How about this...

It starts with one, he notices the bulb isn't lit so tells his sub to change it. But then a second Dom joins the conversation and they start talking about different wattage of bulbs and the best one to use for the size of the room, the number of occupants, etc.

Soon, a third and fourth Dom joins in and conversation turns to traditional bulbs verses energy efficient, or dimmer.

Eventually the sub just turns on the switch.

hmmm ... I think it has more to do with the Sub Noticing and wanting to change it, and wanting to say something to her Dom,but maybe they haven't found the right vehicle to mention such things, so she holds back ...

Then the Dom notices and demands why hasn't it been replaced already , thus sending sub into a swirl of ... I wanted to but didn't know how to ... without permission .. am I so stupid ...

Dom not knowing sub has been speaking to other doms, in comes empathic dom... the awww you're so misunderstood sub, dom..... sub likes attention... forgetting the light bulb altogether.... so the light bulb doesn't get changed and sub moves on...

is Sub avoiding confrontation, and therefore never going to be the best sub she can be. Moves from one Dom to another is happy until it gets difficult .... then moves on ???

Needless to say , original Dom has changed bulb by now ... surprised that after all the tests placed before her, its was the changing of the light bulb that proved her to be less than committed ! ...

< ok ... provocative ... I know I'm gonna get slaughtered .... bring it on everyone ! lol >

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