27 Oct 10, 2:21 AM
LudiquePetiteChose
UK(SN), 2 yrs
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IndelibleMarker wrote:
LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
IndelibleMarker wrote:
LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
A while ago, from a man claiming that my fantasy was prdictable, yet it only consisted of the very beginning, and then had the very nerve to say something along the lines of 'I'll show you how real it can get' and spounting off his utter perfection and expertise about kidnap.
'Come talk with me BABY!'
No?
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Wasn't that me?
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No. It was an Austin powers impressionist.
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Wasn't that me?
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Nope. This man was presumtious as well as rude. Ludique Petite Chose x
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27 Oct 10, 2:21 AM
IndelibleMarker
UK(E), 6 yrs
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LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
IndelibleMarker wrote:
LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
IndelibleMarker wrote:
LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
A while ago, from a man claiming that my fantasy was prdictable, yet it only consisted of the very beginning, and then had the very nerve to say something along the lines of 'I'll show you how real it can get' and spounting off his utter perfection and expertise about kidnap.
'Come talk with me BABY!'
No?
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Wasn't that me?
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No. It was an Austin powers impressionist.
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Wasn't that me?
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Nope. This man was presumtious as well as rude.
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OK seriously now... This could go on all night. Patrick
IndelibleMarker
Specialist Extreme Professional Dominant
@U35Munch - London U35 Munch Details
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27 Oct 10, 2:24 AM
LudiquePetiteChose
UK(SN), 2 yrs
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IndelibleMarker wrote:
LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
IndelibleMarker wrote:
LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
IndelibleMarker wrote:
LudiquePetiteChose wrote:
A while ago, from a man claiming that my fantasy was prdictable, yet it only consisted of the very beginning, and then had the very nerve to say something along the lines of 'I'll show you how real it can get' and spounting off his utter perfection and expertise about kidnap.
'Come talk with me BABY!'
No?
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Wasn't that me?
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No. It was an Austin powers impressionist.
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Wasn't that me?
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Nope. This man was presumtious as well as rude.
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OK seriously now... This could go on all night.
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That's fine, I'd much prefer pointless argument than annoying young men.
He didn't look like you... Ludique Petite Chose x
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27 Oct 10, 3:39 AM
NimueBanditQueen
UK(MK), 2 yrs
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CyberKitten87 wrote:
gurlcuffed wrote:
well there was this one time when i decided to commit suicide and i went to jump out of the window and i was savedby superman
i kid you not this happened....
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Well there was this one time, at bandcamp, when I saw this chick with eeenormous sweater kittens falling out of a window so I like, totally caught her and she told me she had a riding crop fetish and wanted to be my pet girl and... Oh wait, that's just my fantasy...
;D
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"sweater kittens"?
 He moves me...he moves me not...
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27 Oct 10, 3:57 AM
Empress_Martine
UK(HA), 2 yrs
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nimue_in_the_woods wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
gurlcuffed wrote:
well there was this one time when i decided to commit suicide and i went to jump out of the window and i was savedby superman
i kid you not this happened....
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Well there was this one time, at bandcamp, when I saw this chick with eeenormous sweater kittens falling out of a window so I like, totally caught her and she told me she had a riding crop fetish and wanted to be my pet girl and... Oh wait, that's just my fantasy...
;D
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"sweater kittens"?
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Breasts = Sweater kittens. Got it? http://empressm7.uboot.com/ "Beyond the government,above the police ."
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27 Oct 10, 4:31 AM
NimueBanditQueen
UK(MK), 2 yrs
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Empress_Martine wrote:
nimue_in_the_woods wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
gurlcuffed wrote:
well there was this one time when i decided to commit suicide and i went to jump out of the window and i was savedby superman
i kid you not this happened....
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Well there was this one time, at bandcamp, when I saw this chick with eeenormous sweater kittens falling out of a window so I like, totally caught her and she told me she had a riding crop fetish and wanted to be my pet girl and... Oh wait, that's just my fantasy...
;D
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"sweater kittens"?
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Breasts = Sweater kittens. Got it?
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I got it. If you see gurlcuffed's avatar it's easier to spot, I had just never heard it before. What a lovely expression!
And thank you Empress_Martine, most kind He moves me...he moves me not...
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27 Oct 10, 8:25 PM
LudiquePetiteChose
UK(SN), 2 yrs
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Previously:
He: mmmmmmmmmmm I'm just what you need (This being after I tell him one very minor thing I enjoy)
Later:
He: That's not my thing. Sorry.
Recently:
He: Tell me what you like
(pause)
He: We are in roleplay now
Me: No, we are not.
I don't remember saying 'I'm going to pretend to be someone else so you can tell me what to do, even if it's in a roleplay you don't like'
Sigh. Ludique Petite Chose x
Edited 27 Oct 10, 8:28 PM by LudiquePetiteChose
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27 Oct 10, 8:54 PM
rosarose
UK(SG), 3 yrs
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white_rose wrote:
My favourite, and actually quite sweet, bullshit moment.
Chat notification pops up, for once I decided to actually read it.
RandomBloke; Kneel before me, slut!
Me; No thank you.
RandomBloke; Very well. Sorry if I bothered you.
Me; Worth a shot I suppose. Goodbye.
RadnomBloke; Bye, take care.
wtf? At least stick by your convictions!
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LOL!!
Brilliant...and how polite! |
27 Oct 10, 8:56 PM
katemarmite
2 yrs
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Beverley wrote:
(I realise I am not the target aurdience but if I was someone who wanted to pay for it I'd be a lot happier with someone who cared about the image they were creating about themselves. Maybe they might be also similarly careful about not mashing kidneys is the comparison I'd be making)
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That made me laugh out loud.
For an honest, fun and filthy account of one woman's foray into BDSM buy Subtext: A Modern Day Tale of Female Submission from Amazon or go to http://www.katemarley.com
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27 Oct 10, 9:41 PM
CuteCorporal
UK, 24 mths |
nimue_in_the_woods wrote:
Empress_Martine wrote:
nimue_in_the_woods wrote:
CyberKitten87 wrote:
gurlcuffed wrote:
well there was this one time when i decided to commit suicide and i went to jump out of the window and i was savedby superman
i kid you not this happened....
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Well there was this one time, at bandcamp, when I saw this chick with eeenormous sweater kittens falling out of a window so I like, totally caught her and she told me she had a riding crop fetish and wanted to be my pet girl and... Oh wait, that's just my fantasy...
;D
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"sweater kittens"?
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Breasts = Sweater kittens. Got it?
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I got it. If you see gurlcuffed's avatar it's easier to spot, I had just never heard it before. What a lovely expression!
And thank you Empress_Martine, most kind
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Smashing, isn't she? ;D
Xxx Taste religion, lick a witch!
This is not just S & M food...
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