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What Not To Say To A Client (31)

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Sun 17 Oct 10, 12:47 AM
Lady_Lancashire
23 mths
£
I'm used to the lapsed Catholic boys getting off on well-timed references to their religion so I hadn't realised that 'If Allah could see you now!' would cause a panic in a lapsed Moslem. Oooopsie.

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17 Oct 10, 11:34 AM
Lustful
ES, 2 yrs
You should have said, "would you like me to put on my burka?"
17 Oct 10, 11:57 AM
Sissy_girl
UK(M), 4 yrs


Would you prefer a stoning , instead ?

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17 Oct 10, 12:04 PM
MistressRouge
UK(B), 6 yrs
£
You see that coffin over there......

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17 Oct 10, 12:40 PM
Sam333
20 mths
A mistress once said to me" I am taking you to the woods to kill you" she had a wonderful deviant sense of humour:)
17 Oct 10, 12:49 PM
Lady_Lancashire
23 mths
£
There was a decomposed body found in East Lancashire the other week. I must confess to making the odd reference to it. Me Bad and Very Tasteless.

The Red Rose Whispers Of Passion (J o'B R)

17 Oct 10, 1:12 PM
mistresstsjade
UK(LL), 20 mths
£
While kneeling on the back of a sub while they were tied tight and whimpering pathetically I have been known to sigh into their ear..."Cant have you dying on me..that would be far too much paperwork.."...I found dark well timed humour was as potent stimulus as the crack of a whip.
17 Oct 10, 1:15 PM
Lady_Lancashire
23 mths
£
..... and then you discuss the logistics of getting the body bag up from the dungeon ..... oh yessssss

The Red Rose Whispers Of Passion (J o'B R)

17 Oct 10, 2:30 PM
E_Beau1
UK(ME), 6 yrs

mistresstsjade wrote:
While kneeling on the back of a sub while they were tied tight and whimpering pathetically I have been known to sigh into their ear..."Cant have you dying on me..that would be far too much paperwork.."...I found dark well timed humour was as potent stimulus as the crack of a whip.

:) i've heard similar before!

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17 Oct 10, 2:31 PM
E_Beau1
UK(ME), 6 yrs

MistressRouge wrote:
You see that coffin over there......

Mmmm....sounds rather exciting...i've been in safe, metal coffins before!

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17 Oct 10, 2:53 PM
MissKimberley_1
NL, 2 yrs
£
It's always fun to tease them with the size of my hands if they're new to anal. A gentle whisper along the lines of "now, you're going to be a good boy and take both of my hands aren't you" while they are firmly strapped down and I've got two fingers up their bum works very well.

I equally enjoy a nice, big long army combat knife sliding along the skin, fresh from the fridge for added effect, murmuring to myself in a slightly manic fashion about how "you'd look so pretty bleeding from here... and here... and here... for me" sliding along the base of their cock and/or balls :-D

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