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| ladybabe2 |
on Wed 25 Aug 10, 9:58 AM to ladybabe2's blog.
Am sure there are more to add and maybe you know these but heck its a wet weds...
Mother-in-law Woman Hitler
The earthquakes That queer shake
Debit card Bad credit
Slot machines Cash lost in 'em
School master The classroom
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one
Dormitory Dirty room
Punishment Nine Thumps
The Morse code Here come dots
Snooze alarms Alas! No more Zs
A decimal point I'm a dot in place
Astronomer Moon starer
Fir cones Conifers
The eyes They see
Payment received Every cent paid me
Conversation Voices rant on
The public art galleries Large picture halls, I bet
Election results Lies – let's recount
Halley's Comet Shall yet come
The Hurricanes These churn air
MAYBE THESE MAY BE MORE FUN...
X-Rated Movies Sex video-mart
Life Sucks I fuck less!
I have a large penis I please her vagina
President Clinton of the USA To copulate, he finds interns
Catholicism Comical shit
Masturbation Anatomist Rub
Anal retentive A latrine event?
I have a large penis He is plain average
The traveling salesman Vaginas: enters them all
The menstrual cycle My c**t creates hell
Large breasts Great braless
Edited Wed 25 Aug 10, 10:05 AM by ladybabe2
| 25 Aug 10, 11:27 AM ionian UK(HU), 2 yrs |
My fave is this: "To be or not to be: that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune " In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten
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| 25 Aug 10, 1:29 PM Tawsemann 6 yrs |
I'm fairly sure that is not Maraca Taming | |
| 25 Aug 10, 4:27 PM geek_love 2 yrs |
"Shakespeare eh, well here's a spear you can shake" - Peter Griffin Its so horrible but you can't just look away. It's like watching a monkey swallow a live hand grenade. | |
| 25 Aug 10, 7:03 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
One that needs no working out is:
Therapist........ The Rapist. There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line |
