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| Rhoobarb |
and into Narnia!
We went via the LGRA in Glasgow, this Saturday afternoon munch is usually good fun, and it was no different this time. Lunch for me was Salmon and Colcannon fishcakes, served with new potatoes and salad - yummmm- and for him a burger and chips. I gave in and ordered the frozen Ice Cream Cake later, but as often is the case with desserts, they sound nicer than they actually are when they arrive. The two or three gin and tonics made up for it.
So from there down to Darlington. It would have been nice to have really walked into a wardrobe and out the back of it to our destination but unfortunately travel and transportation technology has not yet arrived at this state. So we had to travel by car for just under three hours to get there.
We'd booked the hotel a week ago and it was just as well we had as when we arrived we were greeted with the comment "Party of four, name of Rhoobarb?" Well obviously she didn't say 'Rhoobarb' but you know what I mean! She went on to say "You're the last to arrive, and we're now full up, no rooms left."
We went off to get changed and found we had a very large room, clean and comfortable and well equipped with all we'd need for our one night stay. The menu in the room suggested that food was served in the restaurant until 9pm, when we passed it was closed and in darkness but luckily we were able to order cheese and ham toasties in the bar just as they were about to stop serving them. The ham in them wasn't presliced stuff, no this looked as if it had been hand carved and was thick and delicious! There was a pleasant surprise during the evening as we discovered that continental breakfast was included in our room price. £35 for a large, clean double en-suite room with breakfast supplied too was excellent value.
The club was roomy and comfortable. Big soft sofas as well as tables and chairs, a screened off play area which had a good selection of dungeon kit, well spaced apart. Bar prices were OK and so I continued my afternoon diet of gin and tonic. The weather was lovely, clear skies and little wind so we sat outside for quite a while before going in to play.
He stood me under a frame, and attached me to it by my wrists, then blindfolded me. A blindfold always makes things 'worse' as I never know what is going to happen next. 
Then he slapped me. Hard. Slapped on the breasts, on the face, between my legs, slapped round my neck and on my thighs. I never knew where the next slap was going to land, or which direction it would come from. At one point my elbow clicked and I started to wail that he'd sprained my elbow, so I was unfastened quickly and allowed to assure myself that, well no it wasn't sprained… or broken… or indeed damaged in any way at all! So I was reattached and the slapping continued. After a while I was taken down and we headed on back to the room for a short interlude before going back for the rest of the evening.
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It's really not easy to do sex stuff whilst wearing a corset!
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