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on Sun 22 Aug 10, 9:20 PM to MisstressTanyaCheeks's blog.
I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week.....
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am . The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard...
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.'
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
| 22 Aug 10, 9:21 PM rubberesque UK(W), 5 yrs |
LOL An oldie but a goodie.  I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse Well, if I have one, I'll have thirteen Naw, there ain't no in-between 'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink. | |
| 22 Aug 10, 9:24 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
Maybe he was blinded by the light as he shone his light in there.  There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line | |
| 22 Aug 10, 9:43 PM Master_Chocolatier UK(B), 5 yrs |
Its when there is an echo you should worry "I'm not jealous- just bitter and twisted | |
| 22 Aug 10, 11:07 PM FairyGirl UK(YO), 3 yrs   |
*LOL* *LOL* *LOL* The *LOL* alarm just sounded in my house! "Nothing saves anyone's life, Sir. It just postpones their death." - Posner , The History Boys. | |
| 23 Aug 10, 1:09 PM Litany UK(E), 11 yrs |
there has to be a clitterball gag here somewhere "Litany, a poncy show-off with wit, a camera, and his own teeth *swoon*"
Fen "You have some strange taste in music"
Me "If I didn't, I wouldn't be half as interesting" | |
| 23 Aug 10, 2:15 PM Relaxed_and_Chaotic UK(SE), 3 yrs |
PMSL!!!! Thankyou that was brilliant!!!! x x "There is no such thing as liberty. You only change one sort of domination for another. All we can do is to choose our master." D. H. Lawrence | |
| 25 Aug 10, 6:56 AM MizzScarlett UK, 4 yrs |
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| 26 Aug 10, 3:23 PM fay_subswell_425ft UK, 3 yrs |
Thank you xtanyaxcheeksx you've made my day. Wonderful lol | |
| 27 Aug 10, 8:49 PM Tawsemann 6 yrs |
Thank you Thank you Thank you .................... I really needed that 
(as they say her in Wiltshire ..."Arr ....you make I larff") |
