It's over.
It's all over the room.
Following advice I pointed my Facetiosity Meter© in the direction of the main boards and it got blown to smithereens.
17 Aug 10, 8:16 AM
MarcusStrapp
UK(CB), 7 yrs
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Oh what a shame! So it's irreparable then? I was about to offer you swapsies for a day; my Thrustometer for your novel Facetiosity Meter©
Ho hum. never mind. Wonder what would have happened had you pointed your Facetiosity Meter at my Thrustometer. Or what would have registered had I placed your Facetiosity Meter into the Thrustometer? I guess we'll never know!
-- Marcus Strapp
fellatrix wrote:
Update
It's over.
It's all over the room.
Following advice I pointed my Facetiosity Meter© in the direction of the main boards and it got blown to smithereens.
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17 Aug 10, 8:32 AM
River_Deep
UK, 6 yrs
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That hurt my head...
MarcusStrapp wrote:
Oh what a shame! So it's irreparable then? I was about to offer you swapsies for a day; my Thrustometer for your novel Facetiosity Meter©
Ho hum. never mind. Wonder what would have happened had you pointed your Facetiosity Meter at my Thrustometer. Or what would have registered had I placed your Facetiosity Meter into the Thrustometer? I guess we'll never know!
-- Marcus Strapp
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It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it
"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun and baby when its love, if it's not rough ,then it is not fun"
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17 Aug 10, 9:09 AM
fellatrix
UK, 2 yrs
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I'm still picking up the pieces; I fear it is beyond repair.
Although your thrustometer looks ingenious I think it may be redundant as all women have an inbuilt thrustometer. (have you never overheard us discussing last nights sexual activities "Oooh, he was only a 7." )
All personal thrustometers are required to be calibrated annually against a national reference standard (held at NPL). I believe they're always looking for volunteers to assist with the testing, just log on to the NPL website for details  .
MarcusStrapp wrote:
Oh what a shame! So it's irreparable then? I was about to offer you swapsies for a day; my Thrustometer for your novel Facetiosity Meter©
Ho hum. never mind. Wonder what would have happened had you pointed your Facetiosity Meter at my Thrustometer. Or what would have registered had I placed your Facetiosity Meter into the Thrustometer? I guess we'll never know!
-- Marcus Strapp
fellatrix wrote:
Update
It's over.
It's all over the room.
Following advice I pointed my Facetiosity Meter© in the direction of the main boards and it got blown to smithereens.
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"I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind."
— Flann O'Brien
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17 Aug 10, 9:10 AM
fellatrix
UK, 2 yrs
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Just lie down while Marcus harnesses you in this orange ring...
River_Deep wrote:
That hurt my head...
MarcusStrapp wrote:
Oh what a shame! So it's irreparable then? I was about to offer you swapsies for a day; my Thrustometer for your novel Facetiosity Meter©
Ho hum. never mind. Wonder what would have happened had you pointed your Facetiosity Meter at my Thrustometer. Or what would have registered had I placed your Facetiosity Meter into the Thrustometer? I guess we'll never know!
-- Marcus Strapp
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"I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind."
— Flann O'Brien
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17 Aug 10, 9:15 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs
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I think it could have been the amount of different samples for it to study. If you rebuild it, you might have to combine a few dozen into one so that each can handle an individual sample at a time and thus deal with overloading. However you would probably then have to get the results sent to a computer to handle as a hand held readout might not be able to keep up. I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.
The film is called 'Secretary' not 'The Secretary', there is no 'The' in the title, it's just 'SECRETARY'. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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17 Aug 10, 9:29 AM
fellatrix
UK, 2 yrs
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MisterBear wrote:
I think it could have been the amount of different samples for it to study. If you rebuild it, you might have to combine a few dozen into one so that each can handle an individual sample at a time and thus deal with overloading. However you would probably then have to get the results sent to a computer to handle as a hand held readout might not be able to keep up.
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Thankyou MisterBear, consultancy fees are in the post. I'm reconsidering things now. I think it might be the case that no facetiosity meter would be capable of withstanding the continuous high levels of facetiosity encountered on IC.
Admin may like to consider issuing a public health warning on the log in page. The Boss is back, and has a suspected pneumothorax 
Edited 17 Aug 10, 9:31 AM by fellatrix
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17 Aug 10, 9:59 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs
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fellatrix wrote:
MisterBear wrote:
I think it could have been the amount of different samples for it to study. If you rebuild it, you might have to combine a few dozen into one so that each can handle an individual sample at a time and thus deal with overloading. However you would probably then have to get the results sent to a computer to handle as a hand held readout might not be able to keep up.
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Thankyou MisterBear, consultancy fees are in the post. I'm reconsidering things now. I think it might be the case that no facetiosity meter would be capable of withstanding the continuous high levels of facetiosity encountered on IC.
Admin may like to consider issuing a public health warning on the log in page.
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I was thinking that the costs would start getting too high and if you can't narrow down the scanning to individual threads then the interference from other threads would distort the results and could still end up with extreme levels of facetiousness to deal with.
So it's probably wise to leave it as is, at least until technology improves and parts become cheaper. I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.
The film is called 'Secretary' not 'The Secretary', there is no 'The' in the title, it's just 'SECRETARY'. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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17 Aug 10, 11:13 AM
MarcusStrapp
UK(CB), 7 yrs
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Oh damn! Operational error! Obviously we did not secure River_Deep securely enough in the Orange O-ring before thrusting commenced! Perhaps we should add some padding at the head end of the thrustometer.. just in case!
River_Deep wrote:
That hurt my head...
MarcusStrapp wrote:
Oh what a shame! So it's irreparable then? I was about to offer you swapsies for a day; my Thrustometer for your novel Facetiosity Meter©
Ho hum. never mind. Wonder what would have happened had you pointed your Facetiosity Meter at my Thrustometer. Or what would have registered had I placed your Facetiosity Meter into the Thrustometer? I guess we'll never know!
-- Marcus Strapp
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17 Aug 10, 11:17 AM
MarcusStrapp
UK(CB), 7 yrs
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Must read more slowly, I whizzed past and picked up "calibrated anally"
These are such testing times, testing times!
fellatrix wrote:
I'm still picking up the pieces; I fear it is beyond repair.
Although your thrustometer looks ingenious I think it may be redundant as all women have an inbuilt thrustometer. (have you never overheard us discussing last nights sexual activities "Oooh, he was only a 7." )
All personal thrustometers are required to be calibrated annually against a national reference standard (held at NPL). I believe they're always looking for volunteers to assist with the testing, just log on to the NPL website for details .
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The @Fetish_Photo_Album A free and private flickr group for IC members to share dirty pictures!
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