A Fetish for everything (4)

Posted by Black0rchid on Mon 16 Aug 10, 3:39 AM to Black0rchid's blog.

I've read many posts which appear to point to the fact that, if it exists, someone will have a fetish for it.

So:

The cat (aka Fluffy) has fleas.. It has taken my ex a long time to get around to treating it properly. The fleas have taken hold on both my legs and I counted 36 flea bites tonight, many of which I have attractively scratched until they bleed.

(If you have this fetish you need to get in quick). Tonight he threw out the carpets and sofa, and fluffy is going to the vets tomorrow.

However, until its sorted, I still have 36 attractive flea bites on my leg and to be brutally honest, I have realised my legs look like I have the pox.

So, if you, or anyone you know, has a fetish about "the pox" please could you let me know.

I would like to maximise the potential while they are still weeping, it seems such a waste not to get any mileage out of this at all.

Squeeze xx

Edited Mon 16 Aug 10, 3:40 AM by Black0rchid

Replies

16 Aug 10, 3:43 AM
beady
UK(BN), 11 yrs

Given I have fetishes for join-the-dots *AND* for daubing someone in calamine lotion, I just don't know where to begin!

Beads. xxx

"In general, someone is a thing of value if and only if he or she is willing to submit to whatever degradation and abuse is required to preserve that position. Anything less betrays a lack of commitment." -- Steve Albini.

16 Aug 10, 6:57 AM
mrs_whipkick
UK(CB), 8 yrs

at the vets pick up some household flea sray in a purple and silver bottle works wonders around the house its like a flea bomb

16 Aug 10, 9:27 AM
Betony
UK, 7 yrs

You could have asked the Council to come in and spray the house for you which saves throwing anything out. They even spray the person with the bites

If you use Program (? sp) for the cat it kills fleas instantly and if you use it regularly they won't get any more.

I haven't got a fetish for the bites. My ex-husband was covered in them once and another woman offered to sleep with him while he had them. No accounting for taste.

Aim high and you won't shoot your foot off. Phyllis Diller

Edited 16 Aug 10, 9:29 AM by Betony

17 Aug 10, 8:28 AM
Betony
UK, 7 yrs

Black0rchid wrote:

Betony wrote:
You could have asked the Council to come in and spray the house for you which saves throwing anything out. They even spray the person with the bites

If you use Program (? sp) for the cat it kills fleas instantly and if you use it regularly they won't get any more.

I haven't got a fetish for the bites. My ex-husband was covered in them once and another woman offered to sleep with him while he had them. No accounting for taste.

Do you still have her number?

LMAO. Sorry, no.

Aim high and you won't shoot your foot off. Phyllis Diller