I'm melting! (4)

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Posted by MisterBear on Sun 15 Aug 10, 12:26 PM to MisterBear's blog.

"You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!"

I've spent less than an hour gardening and I'm melting! I'm really not designed for such things. I had to take a break during it to give me back time to stop screaming. Still my back garden is looking better. It still looks like a shit hole, but some of the grass is shorter.

Now I just need someone to take care of me while I recover.

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15 Aug 10, 12:49 PM
NightSprite
UK(EN), 4 yrs

MisterBear wrote:
Still my back garden is looking better. It still looks like a shit hole, but some of the grass is shorter.

Sounds a lot like personal grooming than actual gardening! Next thing you'll be telling us is you've trimmed your bush!

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15 Aug 10, 1:10 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs

NightSprite wrote:

MisterBear wrote:
Still my back garden is looking better. It still looks like a shit hole, but some of the grass is shorter.

Sounds a lot like personal grooming than actual gardening! Next thing you'll be telling us is you've trimmed your bush!

I trimmed that earlier in the week.

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15 Aug 10, 5:42 PM
Amber_Light
3 yrs

I'll take that lickul bear paw and hold it and pat it whilst I mop his poor lickul fevered brow. A glass of cooled lemonade and a chocolate chip cookie for you too.... then you can get back to that bloody gardening you lazy giant furball till you've finished it

15 Aug 10, 5:57 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs

Amber_Light wrote:
I'll take that lickul bear paw and hold it and pat it whilst I mop his poor lickul fevered brow. A glass of cooled lemonade and a chocolate chip cookie for you too.... then you can get back to that bloody gardening you lazy giant furball till you've finished it

I can't afford the stuff I need to finish it. But in the mean time I can chain you out there so you can eat the grass like a goat to save me some work. And don't worry there are plenty of cats around to keep you company.