Posted by LittleMissEvil on Tue 10 Aug 10, 6:17 PM to LittleMissEvil's blog.
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer you.
If you are manic, begin rapid speach at the beep and someone will be with you tomorrow when they have figured out what your have said.
Thank you for calling and have a nice day!
| 10 Aug 10, 6:56 PM Original_Rebel UK(CT), 10 yrs   |
You must have phoned the same number that i did. I get these responses every time lol
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| 10 Aug 10, 7:05 PM tallulahme UK, 2 yrs |
Brilliant, number 1 for me then. T x “Do you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn't there some way to be both?” | |
| 10 Aug 10, 7:24 PM slavesub76 UK(L), 2 yrs |
ha ha very good! | |
| 10 Aug 10, 7:36 PM FairyGirl UK(YO), 3 yrs   |
This made me laugh, lots! "Nothing saves anyone's life, Sir. It just postpones their death." - Posner , The History Boys. | |
| 10 Aug 10, 8:53 PM Navare UK(B), 9 yrs |
I guess a Cleptomaniac just nicks the phone? N. http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/Impulsion_group | |
| 10 Aug 10, 9:49 PM Spankeasy 4 yrs |
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