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on Sun 1 Aug 10, 10:50 AM to MisterBear's blog.
Except that it's not really hurting, it's trying to but it's not doing a very good job.
I've taken a chunk of skin out of the knuckle on my right thumb. I was removing the filter from me washing machine as I thought it would probably need a clean by now. And it did. It's all those chest hairs that get into me clothes. And how can water mixed with scented soaps and softeners smell so bad?
Mind you I did buy a pack of liqui-tabs many months ago thinking that because they were purple they were the colour protecting ones. Turns out they weren't and to make matters worse, they were moonflower and ylang, whatever they hell they are.
A few weeks ago I was out shopping when it started chucking it down. So I took the opportunity and stayed out in the rain as it had been quite hot lately and it felt so good. However when I got home I realised I stank, wet bear isn't a good smell. Or is it? I realised it wasn't me that was stinking, but me clothes. The moonflower and ylang stink had been revitalised by the rain. Much prefer a nice tropical flavour, or maybe chocolate or fresh baked bread, but those last two they don't seem to do. So if I stink around you it's because I've still got about 6 of these capsules still to use up, but I might save them for might light colour washes.
Anyway, my ouchie is now just slightly aching, so no pain for me. But good news fans, I think I should still be able to wank, so it's not a disabling wound.
| 1 Aug 10, 10:58 AM Dark_Cherry UK(B), 2 yrs     |
Just wait until it scabs up and you can't bend it properly, you'll look like you're hitching a ride whilst trying to wank... Do the thing you fear the most and the death of fear is certain - Mark Twain | ||
| 1 Aug 10, 11:56 AM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
Well if I'm lucky then someone will come along and offer me a ride instead. I always behave. I just don't specify how. | ||
| 1 Aug 10, 3:09 PM CarolinaMoon IE, 5 yrs |
Poor bear  You need tcp or saltwater. That should start the ouchies. | ||
| 1 Aug 10, 5:58 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
Sure I don't need sudocrem? Anyway, TCP or saltwater wouldn't cause a fuss with this wound. I always behave. I just don't specify how. | ||
| 1 Aug 10, 6:29 PM CarolinaMoon IE, 5 yrs |
Hmmm....maybe you should go back and hit it harder Then try sudocreme.... |
