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| Fri 30 Jul 10, 4:37 PM Eleuther UK(DH), 3 yrs  |
Some names are fancy already ('dragon cane', 'gates of hell', 'butterfly gag'...), but others are a bit less evocative. Having looked at what Fetters (admittedly with impeccable accuracy) calls an inflatable ball and thought, 'Siamese tadpoles', I wondered whether anyone else had felt like rechristening toys with more exotic names... | |
| 30 Jul 10, 4:39 PM lima_pink_tigress 3 yrs |
Yeh, I call clover clamps, 'nippy little fuckers'! Striving to better, oft we mar what's well. ~William Shakespeare, King Lear, 1605 | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:00 PM chartreuse UK(BA), 6 yrs  |
I call my strap-on "Mabel".  ETA some of my other things that have a name: My black riding crop is named "Georgina". My red riding crop is named "Ruby". My paddle is named "Jemima". Edited 30 Jul 10, 7:00 PM by chartreuse | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:18 PM Miss_DElacious 2 yrs £ |
All of my toys are "your favourite toy!" *grin* | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:19 PM Anarchtea UK(RM), 8 yrs |
The best I've heard for hitty things (including fists, boots, etc.) is The Persuaders. Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich. | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:23 PM Phoenyx UK(NW), 4 yrs |
I call canes, 'the tool of the devil'. Unless it's in MY hand, in which case it is 'the tool of the Gods'. :D Gold diggers: like hookers, only smarter. | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:25 PM KnightToDreams UK(CW), 3 yrs  |
I've named one off my whips admittidly Her penultimate sigh's caught softly on the kindleing wind, Her saintly eye's filling with tears lifting with truth Then a golden flash like the onset off heaven leaving her screams breaking my heart. and in the grip off fire i knew the death of love | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:27 PM NightSprite UK(EN), 4 yrs |
I often refer to the cheap plastic flyswats as the stinging waffle! Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup! | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:29 PM Lady_Anna_Bradford UK(BD), 5 yrs  |
That's a funny name.
"If no sexual offence is being committed it seems very odd indeed that there should be an offence for having an image of something which was not an offence," Lord Wallace of Tankerness | |
| 30 Jul 10, 5:32 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
I have named 3 of my creations, or rather 3 of my creations have names. I made an all pink flogger for a lovely Domme on here and She named it 'Shirley' I made the same type of flogger but in all purple and I named it 'The Purple People Hitter'
The third toy was named by another Domme (not on here any more), it was an all black flogger with rubber tails. It was named 'The Black Beast' the Domme liked it a lot when she was using it, funny though when she switched she hated it being used on her. There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line | |
| 30 Jul 10, 6:11 PM Jahc99 UK, 5 yrs |
I believe I named @Whipcracker 's absolutely humongously big red ...errr.... bullwhip 'The Anaconda'. It's not a snake whip, of course, but if you imagine trying to whirl the world record bastard big anaconda over your head, just after it's eaten a buffalo and then try to make it crack, you'll have a pretty good idea of what it's like!
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