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| Clodmin |
on Wed 28 Jul 10, 9:02 AM to Clodmin's blog.
I'm afraid I can stand it no more.
I don't really want to go into details, because I have a bit more integrity than that, and really it's no-one's business but those involved.
But suffice it to say that @someone has been saying @something to @someone else, and it's all lies and it's not true but I refuse to rise to their level.
Basically, she said that I was like doing all whatever and stuff, and he said that I wasn't, which anyway, neither of those is true so they're both liars, but then someone else four rows down in my network with a blue avatar who shall remain nameless stepped in and started saying all this and that about, yeah, oh, he was doing such and such when you weren't around. Which was a LIE!!!!!
I don't want to name names but certain people (let's call them Crystal_X and Thought_Y) are totally out of order and lying. Actually, that's too obvious. Let's call them X_Eyes and Y_Policeman.
Anyway, I decided to stoop above it because bringing onto a website is just being childish and premature, but then they both said that he was saying stuff about me behind my back, which is totally out of order because I thought we were friends.
So I've decided to leave IC forever and ever and ever, until sometime toward the beginning of August, because frankly I'm sick of the back-scratching and nail-biting.
I was going to do this quietly, given that I am an adult, but I don't think I could cope with the thought of not having my absence noticed. So here we are. I have accidentally left comments open on this blog so that the 96 quickest people will have a chance to lay their wreathes of flat platitude at the cenotaph of my demise. Please make them worried and poignant.
To ensure that they will be, I'd like to leave on an ominous note that will hopefully leave some of you concerned enough for my safety to cause a small panic about my potential suicide. I will of course be viewing all this from a logged-off position, so try to be dramatic in your expression of concern, if you still want to be in my network when I quietly return.
Here is a small and completely unrelated poem. I call it 'Swan Song'.
I may or may not return to argue with you in the comments, if I disagree with what is being said.
Goodbye, cruel net.
Edited Wed 28 Jul 10, 10:34 AM by Clodmin
| 28 Jul 10, 9:05 AM rubberesque UK(W), 5 yrs |
Won't somebody please think of the children!!!111!!!!11one!! I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse Well, if I have one, I'll have thirteen Naw, there ain't no in-between 'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink. |
| 28 Jul 10, 9:17 AM fellatrix UK, 2 yrs |
No! Clodmin, don't do it! Not before I've told how much you mean to me. For three months now I've loved you from afar not daring to tell you how I felt. You will be terribly missed. Now I've told you you can bugger off and do what you like. "I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind." — Flann O'Brien |
| 28 Jul 10, 9:38 AM mrs_whipkick UK(CB), 8 yrs |
I don't know you and I don't care about what you have falsly accused me of but it's all untrue, but please don't go what will we do without you
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| 28 Jul 10, 9:44 AM Peccavi 4 yrs |
Trust me I'm a nurse .... or I can be a nun .... or a schoolgirl .... but enough of all that fetish shite, 'tis that which got you into this mess, isn't it? You need to take a long, hard look at yourself and consider just how many Chinese peasants had to drain the blood from that elk and all because you had some sacrilgious sex fantsy possessing your brain. Panic ye not. I have an M15 agent residing in my head (alongside a few bats and the Elgin Marbles) and next time he speaks to me I'll ask him to sort you a new identity. Should be pretty simple and won't cost you a thing. You'll feel reborn, you won't even have to tell anyone the newbie profile is yours! Only clause is that you accept an animalistic name as I'm collecting those for my network so I can have a zoo. Farmville looks far too complicated. Then you can come back and join the rest of us sane people. Sorted. |
| 28 Jul 10, 10:26 AM ComfortablyNumb UK(RG), 4 yrs   |
Dearest Clodmin, You forgot to add that no one responds to your memos, how no one really knows you and the "Dom flounce" at the end. Loved the poem though. Regards, CN ___________________________________ |
| 28 Jul 10, 10:38 AM Clodmin UK(OX), 3 yrs |
I've deleted my profile, so I don't know why you're bothering to speak to me. I'm not even reading responses. I've moved on with my life. Although I did quickly re-format the poem so it was readable more more impactful. Resume mourning. |
| 28 Jul 10, 10:39 AM Haemogoblin 4 yrs |
NOOOO!!!!!! :'-( "...All the fear has left me now.. I'm not frightened anymore.. It's my heart that pounds beneath my flesh.. It's my mouth that pushes out this breath.." |
| 28 Jul 10, 10:59 AM ComfortablyNumb UK(RG), 4 yrs |
How long do I respectfully wait before starting the *I miss Clodmin* thread? ___________________________________ |
| 28 Jul 10, 11:15 AM TheUnleashed UK(DY), 3 yrs |
You can't possibly go now that I have realised how funny you are, lol. Do what the voices tell you, and then do it again twice as hard and twice as fast and take an axe....scare them into silence! |
| 28 Jul 10, 12:18 PM Crystal_Eyes UK, 5 yrs  |
There is quite a large part of me that wants your babies. <3 ------------------------------------------ |
