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| exoticarose |
on Tue 6 Jul 10, 5:49 PM to exoticarose's blog.
I've decided it's time to put up one of those list thingies to see if I can find the perfect Dom, so here goes
What I want is someone who:
1. Identifies as male
2. Has jet black hair
3. Is at least 6 inches taller than me i.e 5'10''+
4. their interest in popular music didn't stop in 1975
5. doesn't talk about rope or electrics all night
6. agrees that sex is part of BDSM
7. is happy to hurt me
8. doesn't have any tongue piercings, prince alberts or other nasty metalwork
9. always wants to fuck me when they see me
10 is happily poly or single with no mad girl or boyfriends lurking
11. willingly plays with other men
12. their ultimate fantasy is not a 3some with me and my girlfriend
13. is in a band
14.. or is an artist
15. is stronger than me
16. thinks BDSM is fun and doesn't do lifestyle
17. likes to fight
18. drinks or at least doesn't stop me drinking
19. is enthusiastic about life
20. takes me out for proper long lunches
21. doesn't eat bleeding meat in front of me
22. always has nescafe and toilet roll in the house. Oh and the bathroom's clean. And the sheets
23. switches for fun and the experience not because deep down, you know, he thinks, he's always been a sub and I could be such a good Domme...
I could go on but those of you who know me in real life will realise that I've never found this person and you can't actually define that spark. Which is why I'm with someone who doesn't fill 50% of this criteria - because he's got 'it'.
Still going to put it up on my advert and see if they're out there though!
Edited Tue 6 Jul 10, 6:22 PM by exoticarose
| 6 Jul 10, 6:08 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
You got my yes on 15 of the 23, but then you would probably want 21 at least.  There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line | ||
| 6 Jul 10, 6:22 PM exoticarose UK(WD), 4 yrs |
as you know I'm happy to settle for anyone who'll have me! If weird is wild and cute is bland..it's a cabaret, a variete, you're the narcissist and exhibitionist,you always understood, ordinary is bad, strange is good! lets hear it for the dog -faced boy.. 3 cheers for the alligator girl.. | ||
| 6 Jul 10, 6:38 PM Creidhne UK(CV), 4 yrs |
The highest mark I have ever got in a test 16/23 | ||
| 6 Jul 10, 7:41 PM exoticarose UK(WD), 4 yrs |
yes, but is the right 16 - there's some on that list I'm not prepared to compromise on. Well two anyway If weird is wild and cute is bland..it's a cabaret, a variete, you're the narcissist and exhibitionist,you always understood, ordinary is bad, strange is good! lets hear it for the dog -faced boy.. 3 cheers for the alligator girl.. | ||
| 7 Jul 10, 9:01 AM morphia UK(W), 10 yrs |
Fucking hell, i've got 16 and i'm not even the right sex. Abstinence doesn't equal safe play.... knowledge does. | ||
| 7 Jul 10, 12:30 PM bohnanza UK(FK), 12 yrs |
Which two? I get 18, depending on your definition of fight. Why don't cash machines have a Gamble button? | ||
| 7 Jul 10, 8:08 PM exoticarose UK(WD), 4 yrs |
that would be telling If weird is wild and cute is bland..it's a cabaret, a variete, you're the narcissist and exhibitionist,you always understood, ordinary is bad, strange is good! lets hear it for the dog -faced boy.. 3 cheers for the alligator girl.. |
