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on Wed 16 Jun 10, 4:33 PM to purplephoenix's blog.
Whats the most stupid thing you have ever done or witnessed being done when you were at school.
Personally for me it was watching Gaylord (yes that was his surname) put magnesium powder that he'd nicked out of a chemist lesson in a rollup and light it to see if he could get high. I've never seen a light so bright. I couldn't see a thing for the rest of the day and Gaylord ended up looking like a burnt mad scientist, hair sticking up and smoking, no eyebrows, face black and covered in burns.
| 16 Jun 10, 6:16 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
i flashed me very underdeveloped boobs at phillip beacham a secret crush of mine from the bottom of some concrete stairs he was laughing so hard at my pimples that he fell top to bottom and broke his leg, then told the whole school id flashed him . twas all very embarrassing the kids were soooooo cruel and said my crush had bigger boobs than me  Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. | |
| 16 Jun 10, 7:04 PM OllieVW 3 yrs |
Me in my vest & pants at P.E. total humiliation ehh wait a minute Im ment to like that arent I? Dont measure greatness by size only | |
| 16 Jun 10, 10:48 PM sparkysbabe 8 yrs |
Bunking the afternoon off with some lads to play football after walking back up the hill to school with my form tutor - he wasn't impressed the next day! lol
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| 17 Jun 10, 12:21 AM Peccavi 4 yrs |
I was innocent as per usual. What upset the headmaster more than me and JW bunking off assembly by climbing up the stone spiral steps of one of the towers to hide was the fact that she anwered him with 'yeah' instead of 'yes sir'. Bet she never made it as a sub. | |
| 17 Jun 10, 10:28 AM MistressBloke 5 yrs |
I had to face that ordeal too - I'd blanked it out until now. I was only about 5 at the time. It didn't happen to me but there was a "melvin tree" at school - this tree had fragments of pants hanging from it, they must have been really savage melvins. Every time I walked past that tree I used to have a little shudder afraid my pants would one day adorn its branches. I was late into puberty and hated P.E. in general because it meant I had to shower with kids who were physically a year or so ahead of me even though they were the same age. At one point I was one of the shortest kids in my year but now I'm 6'4" tall, go figure.
"I am not an atomic playboy" - Vice Admiral W.H.R. Blandy Commander of the Bikini Test | |
| 17 Jun 10, 12:17 PM x_bec_x 4 yrs |
i ate a 3 inch twig on the bus for 20p. it was difficult to get down, but i did it. i've also eaten a malteaser licked then rolled in fag ash, but i charged £2.50 for that  ETA oh my god, i also forgot that when we were getting changed for PE christopher spruce got his underpants hooked on the revolving library stand and everyone saw his willy i don't appreciate you creeping up on me like a dog at a disco... Edited 17 Jun 10, 12:19 PM by x_bec_x | |
| 17 Jun 10, 5:14 PM andrewsean UK(CO), 5 yrs |
Nearly killing about 12 kids with a home made bomb in a peanut butter jar loaded with gunpowder, nuts, bolts and nails trying to see if I could blow up a tree on the edge of the school field. Go on, laugh yourself stupid, you ain't got far to go! | |
| 17 Jun 10, 7:08 PM x_bec_x 4 yrs |
oh my GOD! you were a child terrorist lmao that is CLASS my friend
i don't appreciate you creeping up on me like a dog at a disco... | |
| 17 Jun 10, 7:29 PM horizontal_veins UK(BN), 5 yrs |
I don't know, but I remember someone flushing a stick of dynamite down the toilet... My god!!! | |
| 28 Jun 10, 5:30 PM theblacksquirrel UK(SN), 4 yrs |
I wasn't actually in school at the time but I was school age. I stuck my willie in a thermos flask and had great difficulty getting it back out again. The more I struggled the tighter it got - I thought I was going to break the glass and cut it to shreds. Fortunately I managed to get to the sink and ran the cold tap and released it.
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