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| miss_kitten |
on Mon 14 Jun 10, 8:04 PM to miss_kitten's blog.
I want a safeword. I'm done with this disregard for my safety. So far tonight, I have had my face caned* and my earring ripped out by a coathanger*. Humph. Apparently it is something to do with biting feet when the football is on. Or something...
Anyone want to rescue me? Please? Anyone who doesn't like football? Or canes? Anyone?
Kitten (with a bit of a sore ear, but my cheek is ok, all things considered 
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* Yes - he really has been wandering around with cane and coathanger in his hand all night, randomly exchanged. He is currently beating a cushion in a lazy half arsed way as he watches the game
Edited Mon 14 Jun 10, 8:07 PM by miss_kitten
| 14 Jun 10, 8:06 PM teufel_tanz UK(HA), 7 yrs |
There is a handsome relocation and resettlement bonus in the package if anyone is interested. | ||||
| 14 Jun 10, 8:10 PM littlenic 5 yrs |
He's been biting your feet too? Is the excitement / boredom of the football too much and he's resorted to tucking into your tootsies? I'm shocked.
Yeah. Not convinced this particular phrase will help your case any, mind. Edited 14 Jun 10, 8:11 PM by littlenic | ||||
| 14 Jun 10, 8:17 PM miss_kitten UK(HA), 5 yrs |
Early signs of paw worship, do you think???
Nah. I'm safe. Every time I look at his feet now, he squeaks at me to go away whilst trying not to miss anything on TV. Sitting on the floor and staring at his feet is actually freaking him out | ||||
| 14 Jun 10, 8:24 PM littlenic 5 yrs |
This thread is making me giggle, because the mental images are just too vivid. I need to catch up with you weirdos before too long. Besides, there's a Dyson with your name on it in my cellar... Edited 14 Jun 10, 8:25 PM by littlenic | ||||
| 14 Jun 10, 9:10 PM ladybabe2 UK(SK), 6 yrs |
sometimes its a blessing not to have a dom and world cup is definately the time!!!!
Jesus having to be maid whipping toy for the next 4 weeks....
mmmm just re-read that "COME ON ENGLAND".... Don't make them a priority, when they only make you an option... |
