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Caught cheating (5)

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Posted by andrewsean on Sat 12 Jun 10, 4:41 PM to andrewsean's blog.

If caught cheating you could try this......

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says,

"Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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12 Jun 10, 4:48 PM slutling_angel 4 yrs	andrewsean wrote: If caught cheating you could try this...... A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies. ^^^ Made me laugh aloud ^^^ "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do". ( Confucius)
12 Jun 10, 5:16 PM fellatrix UK, 2 yrs	I'm not convinced it works like that, lol. Please take everything I say with a pinch of salt (but remember not to exceed the RDA of 6g)
12 Jun 10, 6:56 PM MistressKitten2009 UK(E), 3 yrs	LOL!!! Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? www.dungeon4hire.com o_i@live.co.uk Visit Club O and I (Romford)
12 Jun 10, 7:17 PM rachel1 UK(EH), 3 yrs	fellatrix wrote: I'm not convinced it works like that, lol. i wish it would i bow to the superiors richgoldie1,
15 Jun 10, 6:34 PM LadyMidnight UK(CF), 4 yrs	LOL! xxx It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andre Gide "When you hold me it's like two whirlwinds combined, sparkling and dancing across the sky" - Lady Midnight.