Just considering what to have to tea. Think I'll have a nosey through some takeaway menus.
What I could do with though is a decent meat takeaway. The kind of place where you can buy a roast pig, or a huge platter of BBQd goodies. There's a niche in the market.
I think I need to win the lottery and get me a huge kitchen for roasting elephants in. And of course get me a slave to do the cooking.
You know, I've still not had any peeled grapes. They are still on my list of things to get a slave for.
Actually, what am I going to have for the weekend? Well I'm off to Asda in the morning so I might enjoy some tiger cock. Would save me cooking too. Need to try and not buy chocolate, but I will get some. Need some lemon and lime too. Oh and some clover too.
11 Jun 10, 6:32 PM
Jacques_Pierre
2 yrs
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MisterBear wrote:
Just considering what to have to tea. Think I'll have a nosey through some takeaway menus.
What I could do with though is a decent meat takeaway. The kind of place where you can buy a roast pig, or a huge platter of BBQd goodies. There's a niche in the market.
I think I need to win the lottery and get me a huge kitchen for roasting elephants in. And of course get me a slave to do the cooking.
You know, I've still not had any peeled grapes. They are still on my list of things to get a slave for.
Actually, what am I going to have for the weekend? Well I'm off to Asda in the morning so I might enjoy some tiger cock. Would save me cooking too. Need to try and not buy chocolate, but I will get some. Need some lemon and lime too. Oh and some clover too.
Any one think of anything else I need?
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At a guess, salad vegetables; probably fruit as well. Jacques-Pierre
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11 Jun 10, 6:40 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs
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Jacques_Pierre wrote:
At a guess, salad vegetables; probably fruit as well.
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Strawberries are on the list as it's Elsanta season. Tried salad last week and it went through me like a teflon coated rail gun shell, with added gas. I don't think my body is designed to handle too much healthy food, it's bad for me. I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.
The film is called 'Secretary' not 'The Secretary', there is no 'The' in the title, it's just 'SECRETARY'. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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11 Jun 10, 7:10 PM
Jacques_Pierre
2 yrs
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MisterBear wrote:
Jacques_Pierre wrote:
At a guess, salad vegetables; probably fruit as well.
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Strawberries are on the list as it's Elsanta season. Tried salad last week and it went through me like a teflon coated rail gun shell, with added gas. I don't think my body is designed to handle too much healthy food, it's bad for me.
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Wot you really seem to need is a 36-pack of large eggs to see you thru t'week. You'll find they have a *binding* effect. Jacques-Pierre
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11 Jun 10, 7:10 PM
AmberStClare
UK(BN), 5 yrs
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The thought occurred to me that a peeled grape would have the consistency of an eyeball. Just a thought  I'm the one your mother warned you about
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11 Jun 10, 7:19 PM
MissKimberley
NL, 8 yrs
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On the menu tonight was naughty food as it was hot, however, I do have some new potatoes ready to harvest in big pots outside along with a variety of lettuce leaves. So new potatoes with salad tomorrow, I will probably make some spicy feta-filled burgers with the lean mince I've got.
All you do is mix up your favourite spices, (extra) lean mince and possibly an egg if it's dry. Get a piece of feta, cut it into a chunky cube, roll mince around it. Fry in non stick pan with a teensy bit of oil or grill (turning a few times), add to plate with salad and spuddies.
One scrumptious meal  The feta goes all warm and soft inside but doesn't melt like normal cheese as badly.
(PS. a good strong French red wine is recommended, or possibly a Chilean). “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act” - George Orwell
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11 Jun 10, 7:26 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs
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Jacques_Pierre wrote:
MisterBear wrote:
Jacques_Pierre wrote:
At a guess, salad vegetables; probably fruit as well.
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Strawberries are on the list as it's Elsanta season. Tried salad last week and it went through me like a teflon coated rail gun shell, with added gas. I don't think my body is designed to handle too much healthy food, it's bad for me.
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Wot you really seem to need is a 36-pack of large eggs to see you thru t'week. You'll find they have a *binding* effect.
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Eggs are only good if they are in a cake. Otherwise they are fowl. I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.
The film is called 'Secretary' not 'The Secretary', there is no 'The' in the title, it's just 'SECRETARY'. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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11 Jun 10, 7:27 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs
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topaz_Hs wrote:
The thought occurred to me that a peeled grape would have the consistency of an eyeball. Just a thought
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But eyeballs aren't as sweet as grapes or as meaty as meat, so they don't work for me. I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.
The film is called 'Secretary' not 'The Secretary', there is no 'The' in the title, it's just 'SECRETARY'. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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11 Jun 10, 7:29 PM
Jacques_Pierre
2 yrs
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Then I guess it's cheese or bust. Jacques-Pierre
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11 Jun 10, 7:30 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs
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MissKimberley wrote:
On the menu tonight was naughty food as it was hot, however, I do have some new potatoes ready to harvest in big pots outside along with a variety of lettuce leaves. So new potatoes with salad tomorrow, I will probably make some spicy feta-filled burgers with the lean mince I've got.
All you do is mix up your favourite spices, (extra) lean mince and possibly an egg if it's dry. Get a piece of feta, cut it into a chunky cube, roll mince around it. Fry in non stick pan with a teensy bit of oil or grill (turning a few times), add to plate with salad and spuddies.
One scrumptious meal The feta goes all warm and soft inside but doesn't melt like normal cheese as badly.
(PS. a good strong French red wine is recommended, or possibly a Chilean).
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New potatoes are just wrong, they are like a vegetable version of potatoes. It's just not right. Potatoes should be nice and tasty and good for you.
The burgers sound better if you leave out the spices, cheese and egg.
Oh and forget the wine, you want something classy like Newcastle Brown Ale. I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.
The film is called 'Secretary' not 'The Secretary', there is no 'The' in the title, it's just 'SECRETARY'. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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11 Jun 10, 7:31 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs
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Telvaren wrote:
When I was at uni there was a curryhouse next to us that sold meat curry. Thats what it said on the menu. Not chicken, beef or lamb...just meat and no other explanation.
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It was probably whatever pet was hanging around at the appropriate time. I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.
The film is called 'Secretary' not 'The Secretary', there is no 'The' in the title, it's just 'SECRETARY'. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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