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I'm sorry, I'm a pervert... (17)

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Lj_switch
Posted by Lj_switch on Fri 11 Jun 10, 9:19 AM to Lj_switch's blog.

I've just killed a fly with my electric flyswatter...

there's no hope now, is there ?

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11 Jun 10, 9:26 AM
Jays_wench
UK(CO), 3 yrs
nope definately no hope ......................

is there nothing else you can think of to use the electric fly swat for apart from murdering poor innoncent flies ?

i'm always willing to learn, When You've got something to teach, And i'll make it all worth while, i'll make your heart smile

11 Jun 10, 9:35 AM
MissTee
5 yrs
There has never been more hope, congratulations!!!, welcome to my world, still waiting for the first little flying git to get swatted.

You are more real than you realise. you scared now???? xx

Sure it's the way I tell em.

If I appear at first not to give a shit, that is because I do not give a shit. To act like a man first be a man, learn to scratch your balls dicreetly, tar very much.

Edited 11 Jun 10, 9:36 AM by MissTee

11 Jun 10, 9:38 AM
aka_kelly
UK(YO), 2 yrs

Gadzooks :-) beware, the flying squad will be after you now :-D

I used to be normal :-(?Thank god they cured me :-D always available and willing to play with Males or Females at parties ;-)

11 Jun 10, 12:52 PM
rachel1
UK(EH), 3 yrs

The_Masters_wench wrote:
nope definately no hope ......................

is there nothing else you can think of to use the electric fly swat for apart from murdering poor innoncent flies ?

i can think of one. not sure brave enough to try it though. suppose maybe similar to tiolet wand. maybe i will get one and try.:)

i bow to the superiors richgoldie1,

11 Jun 10, 12:55 PM
Spankeasy
4 yrs
I don't get those elctric swatter jobbys....the one like little tennis racquets, yes ?

Okay, imagine you're a fly.buzz,buzz,buzz...then...someone hits you with a small ping pong bat type thing...splat, you're history, you are an ex fly. What difference does it make whether you get a few volts electricity at the same time.

Someone please explain. Thank you.

KBO

11 Jun 10, 1:14 PM
Jays_wench
UK(CO), 3 yrs
richgoldie1 wrote:
The_Masters_wench wrote:
nope definately no hope ......................

is there nothing else you can think of to use the electric fly swat for apart from murdering poor innoncent flies ?

i can think of one. not sure brave enough to try it though. suppose maybe similar to tiolet wand. maybe i will get one and try.:)

nah nothing similar to the violet wand!!! Lj brought electric fly swat to the ipswich munch as ipswich munch were doin an electrical play demo. the demo was hosted by Royster and jules. the electric fly swat is fun mind lol :-D this slave recommends them :-D

edited cause im useless at spelling lol

i'm always willing to learn, When You've got something to teach, And i'll make it all worth while, i'll make your heart smile

Edited 11 Jun 10, 1:16 PM by Jays_wench

11 Jun 10, 1:32 PM
Lj_switch
UK, 3 yrs


Spankeasy wrote:
I don't get those elctric swatter jobbys....the one like little tennis racquets, yes ?

Okay, imagine you're a fly.buzz,buzz,buzz...then...someone hits you with a small ping pong bat type thing...splat, you're history, you are an ex fly. What difference does it make whether you get a few volts electricity at the same time.

Someone please explain. Thank you.

ok, techie answer...

the wires are about 3mm apart, 1mm diameter, so the air rushes through. Therefore the fly doesn't get the clue given by a pressure wave approaching. As the "racket" is quite large, you don't have to be accurate. To actually kill a fly when it is flying requires a very fast strike, as the transfer of momentum is quite small, the fly having a very small mass, so a crush injury is unlikely. ( a different matter if you are simply squashing the fly against a hard surface)

So a slow strike simply has to be roughly accurate and the spark does the rest.

I'd also mention that the shock given by these swats is actually quite low, but it looks far worse, a lovely big spark and a satisfying "crack"... although my sub was quite keen to avoid a direct nipple strike *evil grin*

be a switch, double your fun :-)

11 Jun 10, 1:58 PM
rocco_43
UK(RM), 2 yrs
I hope the fly swat will be cleaned before it comes anywhere near my cute ass ;)
11 Jun 10, 2:19 PM
epona74
UK(SL), 7 yrs
I'm even more of a pervert...

I used my Magic Wand on my sore back and neck muscles both yesterday and today!

I know, I know! It's incomprehensible, what WILL I sink to next??

Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. (R. Frost)
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new (A. Einstein)
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. ~Confucius

11 Jun 10, 3:04 PM
Lj_switch
UK, 3 yrs


rocco_43 wrote:
I hope the fly swat will be cleaned before it comes anywhere near my cute ass ;)

hell, thats what the fly said too ! what a coincidence!

be a switch, double your fun :-)

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