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Oh Bondage up yours (27)

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11 Jun 10, 3:37 PM
sharktooth
UK, 3 yrs

skadii wrote:
Oh, now it's been translated into HANDBAGS I totally get it! Perhaps if you made it a pink handbag it'd be even easier for my poor little ladybrain to understand. A pink one with diamante straps.

*simpers shyly*

Oh dear... Fish_Stew was kinda asking for that response, wasn't he? (Most useless explanation of the offside rule ever, too.)

11 Jun 10, 3:48 PM
kreibebe
UK(EH), 5 yrs

misfit wrote:
Oh Bondage up yours

Thought this was an X Ray Spex thread *seriously disappointed*

aye, me too. i'm sure i read somewhere poly styrene became a hare krishna. but that might have just been an adolescent fantasy of mine.

still, i have FUCK ALL intention of spending even a fraction of the next four weeks watching a couple of dozen millionaires wrecking a lawn.

wi respect,

opportunity crops
a SHREDDED WHEAT on a stick makes a great back scrubber for the first few seconds of your bath...

11 Jun 10, 4:45 PM
londonplaything
UK(SW), 5 yrs

"diluated"?

................bitie bitie...................

11 Jun 10, 4:54 PM
Made_in_Italy
UK, 2 yrs

londonplaything wrote:
"diluated"?

apologies to you and the Holy grammar.. have been known to be cursed with cronic typo syndrome. also am Italian, so am excused for the accidental offence... (I hope!)

11 Jun 10, 4:58 PM
polyanna
UK(CV), 4 yrs

sharktooth wrote:

*simpers shyly*

Oh dear... Fish_Stew was kinda asking for that response, wasn't he? (Most useless explanation of the offside rule ever, too.)

Thank God. I thought I was the only one. I get the offside rule (and I'm not sure why it's seen as complicated..). I'm not sure I get THAT explanation.

"That didn't hurt. That didn't hurt. That didn't hurt. That hurt! (Do it again)"
~*~
"It's like she doesn't need other people to define who she is; she already knows."

11 Jun 10, 5:17 PM
chartreuse
UK(BA), 6 yrs

Cheekynaughtyboy wrote:
Oh Bondage up yours

So it is here again, what you are saying .. The World Cup,thats what.So how the fuck are you going to keep your man tied down long enough before the freeking game starts.No chance.If you keep your man tied down during this you are a Big Bitch with a capital C.So what are you freeking messy headed people doing to control your man,into not drinking, lots of Yuri Gella and watching Soccer,spitting, silly Footy songs,Puking in the sink,Pissing in the cupboard and the bed etc.Can you really tie him down with a blindfold during this ..... Boys what can I say but .... vindaloo,vindaloo,vindaloo,vindaloo,vindaloo ...

Simple... no men (*or women) who like football (*and want to watch it at my place) are allowed through my front door. My house is a football free zone!

ETA ~ The bits with a (*).

Q. What are the components of a good dynamic? A. The mutual desire to share ourselves with each other. (If you don't want to share yourself with me, don't offer yourself to me.)
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Edited 11 Jun 10, 5:21 PM by chartreuse

11 Jun 10, 8:52 PM
kreibebe
UK(EH), 5 yrs

chartreuse wrote:
Oh Bondage up yours

Simple... no men (*or women) who like football (*and want to watch it at my place) are allowed through my front door. My house is a football free zone!

i like how you think.

wi respect,

opportunity crops
a SHREDDED WHEAT on a stick makes a great back scrubber for the first few seconds of your bath...